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How would you kill a Don?
#193175
10/17/01 07:29 AM
10/17/01 07:29 AM
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Bogus Castellano
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How would you kill a Don?
Quick, easy, but messy: Gun
Clean, but slow and tiring: Piano string
Not that we're going to kill Dons now, but I'm wondering what everybody felt was a good way to kill someone. And I will put the best way in my story. MUAHAHA...
"It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies."
-Woody Allen
"I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive."
-Don Vito Corleone
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193177
10/17/01 09:14 AM
10/17/01 09:14 AM
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Bogus Castellano
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Hmmm...I do have a Stanford sweatshirt. Maybe I can use that.
Gosh, is it the time zone or do you guys really wake up early like me?
"It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies."
-Woody Allen
"I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive."
-Don Vito Corleone
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193179
10/18/01 06:48 AM
10/18/01 06:48 AM
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It's fun to stay in the YMCA
Turi Giuliano
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Originally posted by Bogus Castellano:
Hmmm...I do have a Stanford sweatshirt. Maybe I can use that.
Gosh, is it the time zone or do you guys really wake up early like me? Check it out, I'm from England. It was about noon when I posted mine. Hey SC. I always said even when I first joined this board I was gonna work my way up. I mean come on, I didn't get to Underboss with just posting you know. Havn't you noticed people dissapearing lately?
So die all who betray Giuliano
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193180
10/18/01 08:27 AM
10/18/01 08:27 AM
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SC
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Originally posted by Turi Giuliano:
I always said even when I first joined this board I was gonna work my way up. I mean come on, I didn't get to Underboss with just posting you know. Havn't you noticed people dissapearing lately? Ya know.....now that you mention it, I have noticed people missing......Hmmmm 
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193181
10/18/01 09:53 AM
10/18/01 09:53 AM
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Bogus Castellano
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Yeah...evil...lurks in the darknes....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ha?
"It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies."
-Woody Allen
"I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive."
-Don Vito Corleone
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193182
10/18/01 05:07 PM
10/18/01 05:07 PM
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The Netherlands
Don Michel
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How about a Columbian necktie
Contrary to popular belief, Unix is userfriendly. It just happens to be selective about who it makes friends with.
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193185
10/18/01 05:47 PM
10/18/01 05:47 PM
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Makaveli the Don
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i'd shoot him in the head then drive by his house and throw him out of my car with a note tacked to him saying, never should of f*cked with me. :rolleyes:
"My only fear of death is reincarnation
Heart of a solider with a brain to teach your whole nation
And feelin no more pain" -"No More Pain" Tupac Shakur
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193186
10/18/01 07:00 PM
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Diamond Joe Esposito
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How to kill a don? Hire Luca Brasi to do it for you
"And that by chance if an honest man such as yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you."
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193187
10/20/01 11:01 AM
10/20/01 11:01 AM
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Bogus Castellano
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Worst way to kill?
Come out the bathroom just with your d*ck in your hands.
"It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies."
-Woody Allen
"I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive."
-Don Vito Corleone
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193189
10/20/01 09:01 PM
10/20/01 09:01 PM
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Upstate, New York
CamillusDon
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Originally posted by Bogus Castellano:
Worst way to kill?
Come out the bathroom just with your d*ck in your hands. gee where would you get a killer Duck? hahahhaha Bogus...does your mother know your are typing like that?
"Well, old friend, are you ready to do me this service?"
"I believe in America. America has made my fortune."
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193194
10/20/01 10:23 PM
10/20/01 10:23 PM
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Liz Skywalker
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Originally posted by SC:
If you were a professional card player, would you come of the bathroom with just your d[b]eck in your hand?[/b] the better question would be why yer going into the bathroom with your deck in the first place. 
"Bacio tua mano."
"But...it was so artistically done."
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193196
10/20/01 10:29 PM
10/20/01 10:29 PM
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Originally posted by CamillusDon:
wouldn't that make you a MASTER card player, not a professional? I dunno.....I don't want to make a big deal out of this....I guess we're just a pair of loonies in a full house of crazies here.
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193197
10/20/01 10:33 PM
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Liz Skywalker
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Originally posted by SC:
I dunno.....I don't want to make a big [b] deal out of this....I guess we're just a pair of loonies in a full house of crazies here. [/b] damn straight. 
"Bacio tua mano."
"But...it was so artistically done."
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193198
10/20/01 10:33 PM
10/20/01 10:33 PM
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MobbingForMoney
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Originally posted by SC:
I dunno.....I don't want to make a big [b] deal out of this....I guess we're just a pair of loonies in a full house of crazies here. [/b] What a beautiful play on words SC.You could say you even "made business".
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193199
10/20/01 10:43 PM
10/20/01 10:43 PM
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Originally posted by Liz Skywalker:
damn [b]straight. [/b] Liz, you're the queen of puns.....in fact, you're aces with me. :p
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193201
10/20/01 11:02 PM
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Liz Skywalker
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Originally posted by SC:
Liz, you're the [b] queen of puns.....in fact, you're aces with me. :p [/b] oh, stop. You're making my cheeks flush. 
"Bacio tua mano."
"But...it was so artistically done."
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193202
10/20/01 11:05 PM
10/20/01 11:05 PM
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Liz Skywalker
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Originally posted by MobbingForMoney: Boo.You should [b]flush all those down the toilet.  [/b] shucks, beat me to it. I've been dealt a nasty blow...feels like a club...or maybe even a spade.
"Bacio tua mano."
"But...it was so artistically done."
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Re: How would you kill a Don?
#193203
10/21/01 12:06 AM
10/21/01 12:06 AM
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Bogus Castellano
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Originally posted by Liz Skywalker:
shucks, beat me to it. I've been [b]dealt a nasty blow...feels like a club...or maybe even a spade. [/b] You've broken my heart. *Or have you?*...
"It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies."
-Woody Allen
"I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive."
-Don Vito Corleone
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