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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23308
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LMAO Don thats a good one.


How My Adoptive Family Accepted Me by Tom Hagen


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23309
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"Back to the Borgias" by Michael Corleone

"Meucci : The man who invented the telephone" by Joey Saza

"Bastards are liars" by William Shakespeare


"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"

- James Cagney in "Taxi!" (1932)
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23310
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Originally posted by Fame:
"Meucci : The man who invented the telephone" by Joey Saza
Is that the sequel to The Man Who Invented the Internet by Al Gore? lol

Lose Twenty Pounds in Twenty Days! by Peter Clemenza


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23311
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Public Speaking by Luca Brasi


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23312
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How I Slit My Wrists and Didn't Live to Tell the Tale by Frankie Pentangeli.

Mick


...dot com bold typeface rhetoric.
You go clickety click and get your head split.
'The hell you look like on a message board
Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23313
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"Fun in the Tub" by Frankie Five Angels

"How to look good drinking from a hose" by Frankie Five Angels

"My spoken lines in the Godfather" by Busetta, Michael's bodyguard

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23314
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Pass The Cannoli by Don Altobello

Party Etiquette by Deanna Corleone

Making It Big With No Help by Johnny Fontaine


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23315
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Loyalty pays. By Paulie Gatto.


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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23316
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My Favorite Desert Recipes by Michael Corleone


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23317
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How to say your own surname correctly- by Mary Corleone


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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23318
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Quote
Originally posted by Tony Kyprianou:
How to say your own surname correctly- by Mary Corleone
Or, How to Pronounce Italian Names Correctly by Sen. Pat Geary... tongue

Come on people, "Anthony Vie-tow Car-lee-on"


"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23319
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Quote
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"Fun in the Tub" by Frankie Five Angels
lol


"The toe you stepped on yesterday may be attached to the ass you have to kiss today."
-Former Mayor of Providence, RI, Vincent "Buddy" Cianci
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23320
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Good Acting Tips by Don Altobello as told to Eli Wallach


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23321
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"Pete's Pilates" by Pete Clemenza


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis



Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23322
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"Piety" by Archbishop Gilday

"A Healthy Heart" by Hyman Roth

"How To Act Like A Man " by Johnnie Fontaine

"The Value of Loyalty" by Tessio and Paulie


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23323
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Quote
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"A Healthy Heart" by Hyman Roth
That would be a very long book, remember michael's sarcastic comment on this? smile

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23324
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"Dancing Lessons" by Deanna Dunn

"Controlling My Anger" by Jack Woltz

"Keeping My Pets Safe" by Jack Woltz

"Massages: Why They Are Safe" by Moe Green

"How to Tell Jokes & Be the Life of the Party" by Michael Corleone

"How to Effectively 'Squeeze' People" by Senator Geary

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23325
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Quote
Originally posted by Darulerric:
Taking things personal-Tom Hagen
Usefullness of a bullet proof vest- Luca Brasi
How to treat the daughter/sister of a Don- Carlo
Mastering an Italian Accent- Senator Geary
How to maintain a solid relationship- Micheal
Minding your own business- Kay adams
Don Lucchesi should read Mastering An Italian Accent by Pat Geary.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23326
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"Making Sure Your Enemy is Really Dead" - by Vergil Solozzo.

"Turn The Other Cheek" by Santino Corleone

"Sailing in the Same Direction" by Don Lucchese

"How to Find Mr. Right" by Mary Corleone

"Crossing the Street Safely" by Willie Cicci


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23327
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Fun in The Bath by Frank Pentangeli


Godfather 3 is The Best of The Series
Bow to The Power of The Cosa Nostra
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23328
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"Take the money and run" by Paulie Gatto.

"Don't interfere" by Sonny Corleone.


keep your mouth shut, and your eyes open.
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23329
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"Journal Entries: First Vacation with Connie" by Carlo Rizzi


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis



Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23330
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"How to hide in America" by Fabrizio.


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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23331
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"Take the Gun. Leave the Cannoli" by Pete Clemenza


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis



Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23332
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"Try the Veal, Make a Deal: New York's Safest Restaurants for Business Dates" --McCluskey

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23333
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Originally posted by goombah:
"Hygiene for Your Back Hair" by Sonny, Vincent, Hyman Roth & Moe Green

Originally posted by BethE:
Nipple piercing - Appollonia Corleone
lol lol ROFLMAO


Senator, we are both part of the same hypocrisy
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"Safe Driving" Michael Corleone.

"Bullet Proof Glass" Moe Green


If you had any fucking heart at all you'd be out stealin'! Joe Pecsi
Turn that thing off! You should be out stealing! Lefty
You put up and shut up, you hear nothing you say nothing! Just like you did for Bugsy! -Noodles
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23335
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"Al My Pal:A Fishing Story" by Fredo Corleone.


"Blink" by Moe Greene


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23336
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A Safier way to drive by Paulie Gatto


The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23337
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"Weight Loss" by Peter Clemenza


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

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