Answer to Goombah: Newman to George

Answer to Irishman: George to Estelle


Q: "Oh my God! Cosmo, wake up!"

A: Kramer's girlfriend (don't know her name) to Kramer when he fell asleep on top of her
Q: And give you an opportunity to see some real disappointed kids

Irishman, that sounds like something Jerry would condescendingly say to George. Or perhaps Kramer being sarcastic to Jerry? A clue?

A: That was Jerry's response to George saying that he could "give the kids a chance to see a real live Yankee" at the school presentation.

Q: "I see you're drinking coffee. Just so you know, they also have decaf as well, and I talked to the hostess, they'll also be serving coffee on the plane along with a selection of cocktails and soft drinks."

Good call Rocky.

A: Jerry's manager to Jerry on the plane.

Q: You know, a lot of restaurants are serving brewed decaf now, too.

I think its Bookman to Jerry, but I dont think I'm right

You have one of the people, but your answer is incorrect.

A: Jerry to Kramer's girlfriend Toby (the heckler who loses her pinky toe).

Q: "Well, there's nothin' more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewin' some gum."

A: Elaine to Jerry about his maid/prostitute

Q: This is slightly different b/c there's a line in here that I find so funny, but it wouldn't make any sense without the full context. Who was in the exchange below? I'm particularly interested to the answer of the last statement.

Do you go (to the bathroom)in the shower?

No, never.

Do you?

I take baths.

A:
Elaine: Do you go (to the bathroom)in the shower?
Jerry: No, never.
Elaine: Do you?
Kramer: I take baths.


Q:
I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath?

No good?

It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me.

Rocky
I just think it's hilarious that Kramer leaves open the possibility that he still goes to the bathroom while in a bath.

A: Kramer to Jerry.

Q: Hey, pistol-packin mama, you swing that gal around, Allemande left with the old gray hag, around and around you go. Yee-ha!!

A: Kramer to Jerry, George and Elaine after he "went for the Big E" in The Pilot, Part II.

Q: "Well, it is good cape weather. Cool. Breezy."

A: Jerry to Elaine about Frank's attorney

Q: Everyone just settle down. We have three hours left on this thing, and I can't drive and argue with you rubes all at the same time.

I think we might need a new question there guy :rolleyes:

Oh man, I thought that was pretty easy. It was Kramer driving the bus on the Peterman reality tour.

Q: Lately, though, I've been...I've been buying the generic brand of waxed beans, you know. I rip of the label. I can hardly tell the difference.

A: Newman to Kramer
Q: Yeah, why don’t we take this boiler out for a shakedown?

A: Kramer to the car salesman where Puddy works

Q: Oh, hey, I'm being helpful. I am the only one being helpful! I'm trying to prevent my friend from becoming one of those guys people snicker at behind their back, because they look ridiculous! No offense to you personally!

A: Jerry to the wig guy trying to "help" George pick a wig
Q: You extended your hand and I shook it

A: Jerry to George about the "pact"

Q: So you have fleas. Maybe you keep your house in a state of disrepair. Maybe you live in squalor.

A: Newman to Jerry
Q: This guy doesn't want to wear a ribbon!

A: AIDS walkers to Cedric & Bob, the guys intimidating Kramer

Q: It's not a lie if you believe it.

A: George to Jerry about passing the polygraph test
Q: You can even read the paper

A: Elaine to Jerry, trying to convince him to have sex with her.

Q: "Boy, I tell ya', knowing you is like going out in the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared."

A: Jerry to George, after George reveals that he takes his shirt off when going to the bathroom.

Q: "A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall."

Newman to Morty and Helen about Jerry "necking" during Schindler's List

Q:
"Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell
And fondled his muscled heart
He embibed her glistening spell
Just before the other shoe fell"

A: Newman whispering into Kramer's ear to Pam.

Q: In honor of Barney Martin, who passed away today - RIP:
"My wallet's gone. My wallet's gone."

Morty at the doctor's office

Q: "I didn't know whether to try and keep her from falling, or zip up"

A: George to the gang about when his mother caught him.

Q: Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is: who's putting your pants on?

the black guy who normally parked the cars (cant remember his name) to George
"He was running from a bee"

A: Jerry to George, Elaine, and Kramer
Q: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me