A: Jerry to the cop after being busted for solicitation

Q: "____________, we love you like a son. But even parents have limits."

A: George's parents to George (I'm not sure if it was Frank or Estelle who said it).

Q: "Because I could get uromysitisis poisening and die!"

A: Seinfeld to the parking garage cop who caught Jerry urinating

Q: "Oh, I get it. You're friends with the urinator, aren't ya?"

Greg to Elaine

Next:

"There's no hazing of the fetus, or anything, is there?"

Jerry to Elaine

"You're Batman."

A: George to Kramer

Q: "I’m just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure."

A: Jerry to George
Q: This woman is bending my mind into a pretzel

A: Jerry to Elaine

Q: "Wait a minute...do you think? Yep, that's Jon Voight's pencil."

Tim to George


Next: "You got a problem with Woody Woodpecker?"

Mine about Jon Voight was actually George to Jerry

A: Kramer to George

Q: "Yah, yah! You see in Little Jerry Seinfeld the unlimited future you once had. Now, just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was!"

Kramer to Jerry

"Yeah...meatball...fell out of my sandwich."

A: Kurt to Elaine
Q: "You know, I think I could have played with dolls if their were dolls in the house. It seems like fun to me. It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls. What's so terrible?"

George to Julie

"My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist."

A: Peterman to Elaine

Q: "Oh no! The letter...Newman...it's got exclamation points all over it!"

Jerry to Kramer

"And you call that the tractor story?"

A: Jerry to that hot GF Sophie

Q: "Okay uh, yeah. I'll have a uh, you have a decaf cappuccino?"

A: Jerry to Sophie
Q: The nerve. Talkin' about ya behind your back and right to your face!

Mine wasn't correct.

Q: "Okay uh, yeah. I'll have a uh, you have a decaf cappuccino?"

A: Kramer to Reston
Q: The nerve. Talkin' about ya behind your back and right to your face!

A: Jerry to Elaine about her fake co-worker, the Suze.

Q: "Look at me. I'm all covered in oregano and Parmesan, and it's sticking to me because of the butter! Look at me!"

A: Kramer to Newman
Q: People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings.

Jerry to Kramer

"I can do hard time for this one. And community service!"

A: George to Anna

Q: "I could drop you like a bag of dirt."

Elaine to Mr Costanza

"You've had your last egg sandwich."

Wow, Hagen - that was a toughie!

A: Kramer to Jerry

Q: "Well, you're fired because you don't move your arms when you tap dance, you're like a gorilla out there I've gotta go..."

Kramer to Raquel

"Thief! Stop him! Stop him, he's got my rye!"

A: Mrs. Choate to Jerry

Q: "Merlot? I never heard of it. Did they just invent it?"

Estelle to Mrs Ross

One of my favorites....

"And you better not screw up again Seinfeld, because if you do, I'll be all over you like a pitbull on a poodle."

A: Library Cop Bookman to Jerry


Q: "You know _______, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would've said 'you're crazy' Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."

Kramer to Darren

"He's making a bouillabaisse."