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Wedding Announcement
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07/21/07 10:18 AM
07/21/07 10:18 AM
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afsaneh77
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It is with the greatest pleasure to announce the engagement of Mr. Malta and myself, to be married in Costa Rica in near future. Upon hearing this great news, my mother said thank goodness, I thought that would never happen and you end up and old maid.
Aside from how I should get there, everything else is settled. Mr. Malta's business is to become fully legit within five years. Mr. Malta naturally wishes his first born to be a masculine child, and if not, at least have a masculine child even if he is to come after a dozen daughters, and so we plan to have as many children as we could until we get to have a son, whom Mr. Malta wishes to name Alistair. Oh, such a lovely name that is Alistair. I actually changed my wish about having a daughter first, upon hearing that name; however I still wish we get to have a daughter as well whom I'll name Elizabeth.
Mr. Malta wishes to adopt a pet, whom under the present board warnings shall remain nameless. (It's actually LLC) He has accepted full responsibility as to feed him once in a while, as I'd be very busy decorating and managing our new house. In case the poor pet dies due to negligence and hunger, I have plans to have taxidermists take care of him so that I put him in our statue gallery beside the statue of David.
Should I mention that I've already bought my bridal purse? Oh, yes, that's the whole point of this thread.
"Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
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Re: Wedding Announcement
[Re: pizzaboy]
#418048
07/21/07 11:59 AM
07/21/07 11:59 AM
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whisper
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Congrats Don Malta and Afs, BUT!!!
Remember our agreement, i am to transport Afs safely to the "Drop OFF" point, where i will receive my payment and complete immunity on these boards. Don Malta you already know about my "purchase" earlier on today, so my loyalty has been proven.
Beware the new "Underboss" on the come up.
The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero uses his fear, projects it onto his opponent, while the coward runs. It's the same thing, fear, but it's what you do with it that matters. Cus D'Amato
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Re: Wedding Announcement
[Re: afsaneh77]
#418052
07/21/07 12:07 PM
07/21/07 12:07 PM
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The Italian Stallionette
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Yea!! Our first "BB" wedding.  Well, I couldn't be happier for the wonderful couple. I say, do it up right! Have the reception at the Corleone house (JL can arrange it); SC can sing Lazy Mary, Cardi can grab a drink from the garden house, and I'll be glad to bring the canoli. Ok, the firstborn son is Alistor, but then you can name the rest GF names (Sonny, Connie, Vito, Michael,and perhaps a little Fredo  ) Yes, the all important bridal purse. I'll be glad to stand guard to that as well.  TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Wedding Announcement
[Re: pizzaboy]
#418053
07/21/07 12:09 PM
07/21/07 12:09 PM
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afsaneh77
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But you ARE aware of the penile implant, AREN'T you? No, I was not. But if he manages to have 13 children, I don't think that would cause any problem.  So what are you going to give us as a present?
"Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
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Re: Wedding Announcement
[Re: The Italian Stallionette]
#418054
07/21/07 12:10 PM
07/21/07 12:10 PM
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pizzaboy
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Yes, the all important bridal purse. I'll be glad to stand guard to that as well.  TIS Yeah right, with this crowd it's like "twenty, thirty cents...in small coins, change...madonne, if this was somebody else's wedding..." 
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Wedding Announcement
[Re: The Italian Stallionette]
#418106
07/21/07 03:56 PM
07/21/07 03:56 PM
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Beth E
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Yes, the all important bridal purse. I'll be glad to stand guard to that as well.  TIS $20,000, $30,000, in small bills, cash. In that little silk purse. Oh, if this was only someone else's wedding.
Last edited by Beth E; 07/21/07 03:59 PM.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Wedding Announcement
[Re: Blibbleblabble]
#418240
07/22/07 07:06 AM
07/22/07 07:06 AM
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afsaneh77
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Thanks svsg.  And thank you too XDC.  What a girl gotta do? The idea of having a pet seems to give such an immense pleasure to Mr. Malta, that I can't help but give my blessing. Bibble, I'm just as confused. 
"Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
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Re: Wedding Announcement
[Re: afsaneh77]
#418250
07/22/07 07:31 AM
07/22/07 07:31 AM
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Posts: 22,902 New York
SC
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I was not aware of their previous engagement. I'm not sure if it was a formal engagement. I do know, though, that they consumated their realtionship.
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Re: Wedding Announcement
[Re: afsaneh77]
#418263
07/22/07 09:11 AM
07/22/07 09:11 AM
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SC
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But still I must hear these straight from the horse's mouth. Better than hearing them from the other end of the horse. How come a doll like you is so desperate?
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Re: Wedding Announcement
[Re: afsaneh77]
#418276
07/22/07 10:47 AM
07/22/07 10:47 AM
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Beth E
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Mr. Malta? I think once the ring gets slipped on your finger it should be honey pie or sugar daddy.  j/k
Last edited by Beth E; 07/22/07 10:47 AM.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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