POSTED BY WHISPER

What would you like to say to the last person you kissed?
G'Day!

Why is the last reason you cried?
Salt in my eyes...

Where is your cell phone?
Near my balls.

Where did you sleep last night?
On the couch

What woke you up today?
My alarm

Are you excited for the future?
Yes. If my heart holds up.

Have you ever tried to break someone else up?
Pffft..what for?

When was the last time you talked to your best friend?

Last week.

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Yes, Lots of things. I went to Prison!!!

Where is your best friend?
I'm no rat!!

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Yes.

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
My Dog

Anything annoying you right now?
Boredom,,which is making me fill out these stupid things.

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?

Paranoia

Who has your heart?

Music

Have you ever slapped anyone?

Yeah, I pimped slap a dude at a club once.

What should you be doing?

Sleeping

Last time you showered?
Today

Where do you get your money?
Work

Do you have a facebook?
Nah

Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy?
hell yeah

Are you excited for summer?
Fucking oath..it's freezing over here!!

How many people do you trust?
None..not even myself.

Have you ever been engaged?:
Yes

Have you ever been to the Eiffel Tower?:
No

Have you ever gambled online?:
Pffft no

Have you ever taken a drug test?:

yes

Have you ever been to New York City?:
No..But I really want to go!!!

Have you ever carried more than 500 dollars in cash on you?:
Yeah.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?
yeah

Have you ever gone a day without eating?
yes

Have you ever had stitches?:
heaps

Have you ever broken a bone?:
a few

Have you ever had to stay the night in a hospital?
haha yes

Have you ever slept an entire day?
easy

Have you ever attended a private school?:
fuck no

Have you ever had a gym membership?
yes

POSTED BY BETH E

What would you like to say to the last person you kissed? How you doing

Why is the last reason you cried? I chopped an onion

Where is your cell phone? in my lunch bag

Where did you sleep last night? in my bed

What woke you up today? the sounds of me screaming, "No, I don't want to go to work"

Are you excited for the future? Not really

Have you ever tried to break someone else up? Like I have that kind of power

When was the last time you talked to your best friend? Years ago

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far? No, but give me time

Where is your best friend? Don't have one

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating? of course

Who was the last person to make you laugh? Klyd's response to what he does for a living. lol

Anything annoying you right now? always

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now? that of a homicidal maniac

Who has your heart? I hope I do

Have you ever slapped anyone? lots of times

What should you be doing? getting ready for work

Last time you showered? 1/2 hour ago

Where do you get your money? robbing the blind and elderly

Do you have a facebook? my face belongs on a post office wall, not in a book

Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy? no

Are you excited for summer? sure, why not

How many people do you trust? not many

Have you ever been engaged?: no

Have you ever been to the Eiffel Tower?: no

Have you ever gambled online?: It's a gamble every time I post something here

Have you ever taken a drug test?: for work

Have you ever been to New York City?: yes

Have you ever carried more than 500 dollars in cash on you?: Probably when I leave for a vacation

Have you ever been skinny dipping? no, why scare the fish

Have you ever gone a day without eating? only when I'm sick

Have you ever had stitches?: after surgeries

Have you ever broken a bone?:I sprained my ankle

Have you ever had to stay the night in a hospital? lots of times

Have you ever slept an entire day? again, only when I'm sick

Have you ever attended a private school?: no

Have you ever had a gym membership? for 1 year

POSTED BY KLYDON

What would you like to say to the last person you kissed?
Hello

Why is the last reason you cried?
Can't remember.

Where is your cell phone?
In my car.

Where did you sleep last night?
In bed.

What woke you up today?
Nothing

Are you excited for the future?
Not really.

Have you ever tried to break someone else up?
No

When was the last time you talked to your best friend?
Yesterday.

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Yes

Where is your best friend?
At work

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Yes.

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
The receptionist in my office.

Anything annoying you right now?
Waiting for return calls.

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
No

Who has your heart?
My wife

Have you ever slapped anyone?
Not a slapper.

What should you be doing?
working

Last time you showered?
Today

Where do you get your money?
Working

Do you have a facebook?
No

Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy?
No

Are you excited for summer?
No

How many people do you trust?
Many.

Have you ever been engaged?:
Yes

Have you ever been to the Eiffel Tower?:
No

Have you ever gambled online?:
No

Have you ever taken a drug test?:
Yes

Have you ever been to New York City?:
Yes

Have you ever carried more than 500 dollars in cash on you?:
Yes.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Yes

Have you ever gone a day without eating?
When I was sick.

Have you ever had stitches?:
No

Have you ever broken a bone?:
Yes

Have you ever had to stay the night in a hospital?
When I was a toddler.

Have you ever slept an entire day?
No

Have you ever attended a private school?:
Yes

Have you ever had a gym membership?
Yes

What would you like to say to the last person you kissed?
Good Morning Mom

Why is the last reason you cried?
I don't remember

Where is your cell phone?
at the store, because I don't own one

Where did you sleep last night?
My Room

What woke you up today?
a homeless man saying "You're in my spot ya bum!"

Are you excited for the future?
Yes

Have you ever tried to break someone else up?
No, I wanted to, though

When was the last time you talked to your best friend?
2 months ago

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Yes, but I won't keep saying it over and over

Where is your best friend?
sleeping

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Absolutely

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
My Dad

Anything annoying you right now?
These surveys

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
Murderous Rage... I suppose, I guess I am good at avoiding it

Who has your heart?
Marslyn

Have you ever slapped anyone?
yes

What should you be doing?
sleeping

Last time you showered?
about 6 hours ago

Where do you get your money?
my mom and dad

Do you have a facebook?
yes, Santino Brasi

Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy?
no

Are you excited for summer?
it is summer, last time I checked

How many people do you trust?
a few

Have you ever been engaged?:
no

Have you ever been to the Eiffel Tower?:
No

Have you ever gambled online?:
no

Have you ever taken a drug test?:
no

Have you ever been to New York City?:
I want too

Have you ever carried more than 500 dollars in cash on you?:
I wish

Have you ever been skinny dipping?
nope

Have you ever gone a day without eating?
Yes

Have you ever had stitches?:
Luckily not

Have you ever broken a bone?:
Nope

Have you ever had to stay the night in a hospital?
yes, I had to stay 4 nights, I had a fever of 108 and I was hallucinating


Have you ever slept an entire day?
Yes, well most of the day

Have you ever attended a private school?:
Hell No


Have you ever had a gym membership?
No

What would you like to say to the last person you kissed?
Nothing, really.

Why is the last reason you cried?
It was probably at a film; the heightened immediacy of the present, and the multitude of emotions with which it necessarily comes, projected onto a screen and mirrored back to me, in relation to memories of the past.

Where is your cell phone?
In my right pocket, killing the nerves in my thigh and surrounding regions.

Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed.

What woke you up today?
A dry mouth and restless feeling.

Are you excited for the future?
I don't know. I suppose so.

Have you ever tried to break someone else up?
No, but I've knowingly attempted to woo a girl I knew was in a relationship, taking full responsibility for consequences.

When was the last time you talked to your best friend?
I txt him earlier today.

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
I don't know if I regret anything.

Where is your best friend?
Dunno.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Yes, of course.

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
SC.

Anything annoying you right now?
No.

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
Not consciously.

Who has your heart?
Me. I've become quite cold, quite detached, without meaning to. I like it.

Have you ever slapped anyone?
I've half-slapped, half-punched someone.

What should you be doing?
Looking for a job.

Last time you showered?
About six or seven weeks ago. I have a bath, when home from university.

Where do you get your money?
Student loan company.

Do you have a facebook?
Yes.

Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy?
No.

Are you excited for summer?
It's supposed to be summer now; it's raining.

How many people do you trust?
With what, and when? I can hardly trust myself, these days.

Have you ever been engaged?:
No, but I've picked my ring.

Have you ever been to the Eiffel Tower?:
No.

Have you ever gambled online?:
No.

Have you ever taken a drug test?:
No.

Have you ever been to New York City?:
No. I'm going next summer.

Have you ever carried more than 500 dollars in cash on you?:
Yes, when I withdrew money from my account to get changed into Euro dollars.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?
No.

Have you ever gone a day without eating?
No.

Have you ever had stitches?:
Butterfly stitches.

Have you ever broken a bone?:
I've had it fractured, in a fight.

Have you ever had to stay the night in a hospital?
No.

Have you ever slept an entire day?
No.

Have you ever attended a private school?:
No.

Have you ever had a gym membership?
No.

What would you like to say to the last person you kissed?
Hey.

Why is the last reason you cried?
Emotional pain because of being dissapointed in someone.

Where is your cell phone?
Garbage can, it broke 2 days ago.

Where did you sleep last night?
In my bed.

What woke you up today?
My mom calling me up to get to my summer job

Are you excited for the future?
Kind of.

Have you ever tried to break someone else up?
Maybe a bit.

When was the last time you talked to your best friend?
I don't really have a best friend, just some I consider really good. The last guy I considered my best friend (and he still is one of my best) I last talked to about 3 months ago. Pretty sad, I really want to see him back soon.

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Mmm, maybe. It's something I didn't do. Thing is, if I had done it, I would be killing myself out of regret.

Where is your best friend?
Dunno.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Yes.

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Guy at summer job.

Anything annoying you right now?
No.

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
Not really.

Who has your heart?
I have.

Have you ever slapped anyone?
No.

What should you be doing?
Answering these questions. Means I'm doing a pretty good job thus far.

Last time you showered?
2 days ago.

Where do you get your money?
Job and mother.

Do you have a facebook?
Yes.

Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy?
A bit, at some times.

Are you excited for summer?
If anything special will happen; then yes.

How many people do you trust?
14.

Have you ever been engaged?:
No.

Have you ever been to the Eiffel Tower?:
Yes, but I was like 2 years old at the time.

Have you ever gambled online?:
Yes, but not for money .

Have you ever taken a drug test?:
No.

Have you ever been to New York City?:
Does Newark Airport count?

Have you ever carried more than 500 dollars in cash on you?:
No.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?
What's that?

Have you ever gone a day without eating?
No.

Have you ever had stitches?:
Yes.

Have you ever broken a bone?:
Nope.

Have you ever had to stay the night in a hospital?
No.

Have you ever slept an entire day?
No.

Have you ever attended a private school?:
No.

Have you ever had a gym membership?
Yup.

What would you like to say to the last person you kissed?
Come home for dinner! I'm starving!

Why is the last reason you cried?
My daughter graduated high school and I cried like a baby

Where is your cell phone?
Next to me.

Where did you sleep last night?
A couple of hours on the couch and then the rest of the night in bed.

What woke you up today?
The alarm

Are you excited for the future?
Yes, because President Bush can't get another term.

Have you ever tried to break someone else up?
No.

When was the last time you talked to your best friend?
5 minutes ago.

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Of course.

Where is your best friend?
At work.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
I've lasted almost 22 years!

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
My daughter.

Anything annoying you right now?
Not really.

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
Boredom.

Who has your heart?
My family.

Have you ever slapped anyone?
Yes.

What should you be doing?
Laundry.

Last time you showered?
This morning.

Where do you get your money?
By working.

Do you have a facebook?
Yes.

Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy?
No.

Are you excited for summer?
Yes, but it's going too fast.

How many people do you trust?
My family, some friends.

Have you ever been engaged?:
Yes

Have you ever been to the Eiffel Tower?:
No, and more's the pity.

Have you ever gambled online?:
No.

Have you ever taken a drug test?:
No.

Have you ever been to New York City?:
Yes.

Have you ever carried more than 500 dollars in cash on you?:
Yes.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?
No.

Have you ever gone a day without eating?
Yes.

Have you ever had stitches?:
Yes.

Have you ever broken a bone?:
Yes.

Have you ever had to stay the night in a hospital?
Yes.

Have you ever slept an entire day?
No.

Have you ever attended a private school?:
Yes.

Have you ever had a gym membership?
Yes.

Told ya!

I totally forgot about it, and meant to ask you how it went. I quess I have my answer.

Beth, you were so right. It killed me. And yet I was so proud. She won a music award. And made the honor roll for the last quarter. 1 out of 16 isn't bad!

Edit: Beth! You're not accepting PMs??

I cried at both my girls graduation. Heck, they just started to play Pomp & Circumstance and I got a lump in my throat.

Wait til they get married. You flashback to when they were real little and wonder where the time went.


TIS

My niece got married last year, and I bawled my eyes out. Then my nephew's girlfriend showed me her engagement ring, and I bawled my eyes out. My own kids?? Fuhgeddaboutit!!

I'm not? I wan't aware.

Just tried to send you one and it said that you were not accepting PMs.

Edit: OK, now you're just messing with me!!

I must have meant to do something, and selected that by mistake. I fixed.

No biggie, I might get 3 a year anyway.

Just seeing if you're on your toes.