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Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel #499955
07/14/08 11:04 PM 07/14/08 11:04 PM
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You would not believe this. All the major anal sex parlors, including Shell, Chevron and Exon are giving away free fuel. I went for my usual fortnightly 5-minute anal sex session at a local Exon parlor. I paid my usual $50 for the session. But lo and behold!! I also got nearly 13 gallons of regular grade gasoline FREE. That's right, no gimmicks, no fine print. Fine quality fuel in addition to your regular anal sex!!
Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: svsg] #499958
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There's already a thread bitching about gas prices. ohwell


I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! tongue lol

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Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: J Geoff] #499959
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Who is talking about gas prices here!! We are talking about best anal sex deals grin
Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: svsg] #499961
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Sorry, my bad! When I think of receiving anal sex I just picture gas stations in my head... I got confused.


I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! tongue lol

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Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: J Geoff] #499963
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Why are anal sex parlors all self service nowadays? I hear that a long time ago you would get it from five or six guys all at once.

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: Blibbleblabble] #499964
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It is a privacy feature.
Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: svsg] #500036
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Right here, but I'd rather be ...
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Anyone ever try sodomizing themselves with the male end of a gas pump unloading some petrol into their ass? The burn is fantastic. Mick should try it.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: long_lost_corleone] #500041
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I have.

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Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: long_lost_corleone] #500057
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Originally Posted By: long_lost_corleone
Anyone ever try sodomizing themselves with the male end of a gas pump unloading some petrol into their ass?


Now that's what I call self-service.

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Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: pizzaboy] #500061
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That's what I call a lube job.

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Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: Beth E] #500135
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In a van down by the river!
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Originally Posted By: Beth E
That's what I call a lube job.
You must be doing it wrong whistle



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Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: Longneck] #506389
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My anal sex parlors haven't been charging me as much lately. And the gas is still free after each session!

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: Blibbleblabble] #506444
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Even I noticed that Blibble, but my anal sex is getting lesser and lesser pleasurable each week.
Re: Anal Sex Parlors Giving Away Free Fuel [Re: Blibbleblabble] #506481
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Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
Why are anal sex parlors all self service nowadays? I hear that a long time ago you would get it from five or six guys all at once.


Remember kiddies, trust your car to the man who puts it into your star...

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