http://www.angelfire.com/film/screenplay777/SimplyTheGodfather.pdf

It's an odd but funny GF spoof (more the novel than the film, I believe), here's an excerpt:

WESLEY
The action is fiction. Hitchcock has
contacts in DuMaurier for the plots,
in Selznick for the ideas to process
down to short stories or up to novels.
He wants access to this domain. He's
coming to us for posting help, and
some sort of immunity from the law.
For that we get a piece of the action,
I couldn't find out how much.
Hitchcock is vouched for by the
Zoetrope domain, and they may have a
piece of the action. They call
Hitchcock the Hitch. He's spent a lot
of time in Suspense and is suppose to
have a lot of stories written. He's
supposed to be very quick with the
word, or was, when he was younger.
Only in matters of business and with
some reasonable complaint. Also he has
an American wife and three children
and he is a good family man.

Don nods.

WESLEY
He's his own boss, and very competent.

DON ADMIN
And with prison record.

WESLEY
Two terms; one in Italy, one in the
United States. He's known to the
Government as a top fiction man. That
could be a plus for us; he could never
get immunity to testify.

DON ADMIN
When did he call?

WESLEY
This morning.

DON ADMIN
On a day like this. Moderator, do you
also have in your notes that the Hitch
made his living from plagiarism before
the Forums, like the Zoetropes do now.
Write that down before you forget it.
The Hitch will wait.