list some of your favorite quotes

Generosity. That was my first mistake.

Make love not war..

...but be prepared for both!

Signor V.

I coulda been a contenda.

If you want it done right do it yourself

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer"

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day". (Harry Truman)

Jack Falcone about having bad luck, "If it was rainning tits I get hit over the head with a cock!"

"Serenity Now!"

-----Frank Costanza

No good deed goes unpunished.

Three can keep a secret if two are dead.

If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their ass when they hopped - Red Foreman.

"I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands."

William Shakespeare

"And I am Daenerys Stormborn, Daenerys of House Targaryen, of the blood of Aegon the Conqueror and Maegor the Cruel and old Valyria before them. I am the dragon's daughter, and I swear to you, these men will die screaming!"
-Daenerys Targaryen

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."

John Cassis

"Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed." - Hunter S Thompson

"It's often a person's mouth broke their nose" - Old Irish Proverb

"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth." - Iron Mike Tyson

"If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein

"Lies are like children: they’re hard work, but it’s worth it because the future depends on them." - Dr. Gregory House

Be a good man to camp with.
--Teddy Roosevelt

I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.

-Vince Lombardi

Hard work has its own rewards.....

"Turn back the pages of history and see the men who have shaped the destiny of the world. Security was never theirs, but they lived rather than existed. " - Hunter S. Thompson


“This shirt is ‘dry-clean only’...which means it's dirty." - Mitch Hedberg


"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. " - Vito Corleone, Godfather


"A man who has blown all his options can't afford the luxury of changing his ways. He has to capitalize on whatever he has left, and he can't afford to admit no matter how often he's reminded of it that every day of his life takes him farther and farther down a blind alley." - Hunter S Thompson, Hells Angels