Lets play a role playing game.......

Imagine you are an aspiring mobster. Where do you live and what family do you choose?

What is your nickname and what kind of clothes do you wear? Are you flashy or low key? What type of crimes do you choose to be apart of and try to make a name for yourself? How much food do you consume in a day?

Oooh I love role play. I have a black wig around here somewhere. Makes me look just like Ginny Sack. Be right back.

Well put that black wig on and show me how bad you are.

Wilson your crackin me up bro!

Carmela i thought you were a bit smaller than Ginny...

Tag, you need some knee high black boots with that wig. Happy New Year by the way.

Wilson - to answer your question, I would choose the family that let's me earn millions, without breaking the law or hurting anyone, and requires no effort or work on my part.

Each time I enter the OC section lately there always seems to be users asking the same old reoccurring questions.

Without sounding too derogatory to Wilson or new members of the forum, there is a 'search' function on the board. Use it and give us all a break from your hypothetical "Lets Be A Mobster For A Day" fan club threads.

If not for these damn cankles!! Happy New Year to you too Tony.

Are you off your meds again, Wilson?

Perfect thread for Imamobguy, cept for him leaving out the "role playing" part..

"It's not a lie if you believe it." --- George Costanza

I know I'd have some really nice shoes, that's for sure.

Wilson is prob pretty hardcore irl, so he'd be my enforcer. I'd call him bubbles.

My crime would be putting bad guys in jail via wiretaps. I'd take out a big juice loan right before. And take care of their wives after. That'll teach you to trust me, scumbags. But hey, they're scum, so nobody would care.

Except for the lonely wife.

I would choose the Genovese, would dress always anonymously with the tracksuit, I would look for a place easy controllable, which would open a laboratory to produce meth and would make a alliance with the biker to sell the stuff.

a meth lab isn't pretty controllable

you couldnt pay me to accept a button. its not worth it.

I don't mean a workshop done at home, but one thing like breaking bad.I would use the kids under 16 years old for sale in the street, then I would buy as coverage as a taxi company, so that my drivers sell drugs around the city.

The Partridge family

You'd hire kids under 16 to do your dirty work? That's a dumb move my friend. They'd shit their pants when questioned by the police.

The taxi thing is pretty common in big citys ..do I need a source for it or can I tell a personal story about the domenican cab service ...(____ must approve this message)

I have about 8 Dominican Cab Service's on speed dial on my smartphone - no joke. The ones I deal with always drive top of the line new cars; kiss car service, ultra car service, etc. I HATE driving in NYC, and I sent my car last yr to the DR and am keeping it in storage/waiting for me when i go there on vacation.

i would choose the Philly mob, i like things the Wild Wild West and crazy way. Forget about old traditions...

genoveses without a doubt. Only 5 flipped! Amazing.

Yeah its funny the domnician cab service will pick you up in a tricked out Chrysler M300, minivans and let you smoke a blunt, etc..a friend told me supposedly it was one wealthy Dominican family that ran it.

Genovese

Yeah I'm sure on Playstation 3 you like things like the wild wild west but not in real life

Family: Detroit

Name: Jack Tocco, Jr.

Nickname: Blackjack junior

Occcupation: Drug addled trust fund baby fuck-up

One family?

The Osmonds.

Bunker Family here! Archie was based on Fat Tony

Idk about how it is in Philly, but in NYC it DEF is not one family who owns all those car services. I personally know some of the owners of these companies and they are def not related besides being Dominican. All of these cab drivers are neighborhood guys who work hard to make a living, I try to swing any business their way anytime I can.