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Overweight or Obese Mobsters
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01/30/13 03:28 AM
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Hey Everyone, Doctor Nick here.. Mobsters dont work and over the years or thru reading the book theres always a fat tony, fat joe (Lean Back Lean Back) there common stereotypes Fat Tony Rabito of the Bonnano's I think is a disgrace he reminds me of one of those pigeons from the cartoon anamaniacs Ron Previte was obese  Imagine your nickname or someone introducing you This is a friend of mine "Obese Joe" from Queens." I mean Jack Falcone was Obese..Did Greg have a nickname for him like "The Cuban Cow" "Blob" " Italian Slimmer" "Dicksauce" "meatsauce" " Wholeroll Jack" (From using a whole roll of toiletpaper to wipe his ass considering hes obese
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Re: Overweight or Obese Mobsters
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01/30/13 11:00 AM
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How about Carmen "The Cheeseman" DiNunzio? The temporarily encarcerated boss of the Patriarcas...
pretty fuckin fat if ya ask me.
F. Mazola, Esq.
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Re: Overweight or Obese Mobsters
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01/30/13 05:43 PM
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Solly Weissman was a prohibition gangster and worked for Johnny Lazia and the KC mob back then...he was 6 foot 4 with 300 pounds...a monster of a man.Dude used to carry 4 guns at the same time and one day got shot by a victim of his in self defence,cuz he tried to muscule on the race wires or somethin
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Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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Re: Overweight or Obese Mobsters
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01/30/13 07:29 PM
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Big Trin!!! Can you imagine chopping him up! Andrew he would bear hug you to death he'd take a bite out of you kid!
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Re: Overweight or Obese Mobsters
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01/31/13 05:59 AM
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Don't forget Pete Chiodo. One of the reasons why the guy survived the attempt on his life was due to his size! He got shot 12 times and survived. He weighed 500 pounds. Ron previte was such a fucking douchebag, though. LCN I'm disappointed that you decided not to go through with your book  Stop with the fucking book you fa***t.
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Don't forget Pete Chiodo. One of the reasons why the guy survived the attempt on his life was due to his size! He got shot 12 times and survived. He weighed 500 pounds. Ron previte was such a fucking douchebag, though. LCN I'm disappointed that you decided not to go through with your book Stop with the fucking book you fa***t. Man u Gangsta..I know you said you had such poor grammer that you can't write it. Have you thought about a coloring book?
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Wholeroll jack? that cracks me up every time Imagine him as slimmer. If he slimmed you, you'd probably suffocate First time I saw Jack Falcone I thought he was Fat Bastard's long lost Italian/Hispanic cousin I couldn't get that fat if I tried. And still speaking of "wholeroll Jack" how the hell does this guy wipe his ass? Are their medics trained in that field cuz it doesn't seem humanly possible... I know he probably has a toilet that is specially made for him or people of his size must just shit on their floor or in the bathtub...
Random Poster:"I'm sorry I didn't go to an Ivy-league school like you"
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01/31/13 05:32 PM
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Who was that Gambino guy whose big fat ass was on the front page of the NY Post with the caption "End of the Gambinos"? yeah i've always wondered that too. Whoever wrote that article is just trying to bring attention because that wasn't even close to bringing down the Gambinos
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Re: Overweight or Obese Mobsters
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02/02/13 12:59 AM
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Frank coppa and joey Massino.there each the size of a small car.
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Re: Overweight or Obese Mobsters
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02/02/13 09:55 AM
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Don't forget Pete Chiodo. One of the reasons why the guy survived the attempt on his life was due to his size! He got shot 12 times and survived. He weighed 500 pounds. Ron previte was such a fucking douchebag, though. LCN I'm disappointed that you decided not to go through with your book Stop with the fucking book you fa***t. Man u Gangsta..I know you said you had such poor grammer that you can't write it. Have you thought about a coloring book? Your jokes are seldom funny, but you are a joke
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02/04/13 06:59 AM
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Solly Weissman ...was 6 foot 4 with 300 pounds... tried to [muscle] on the race wires... ..muscle?
N..... or no, bastard had balls, shame to kill him...
I got nuthin', I got nuthin...
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02/04/13 11:46 AM
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Who was that Gambino guy whose big fat ass was on the front page of the NY Post with the caption "End of the Gambinos"? yeah i've always wondered that too. Whoever wrote that article is just trying to bring attention because that wasn't even close to bringing down the Gambinos If it's the picture I'm thinking of, I'm pretty sure that was Richie Ranieri, a bus company guy from Staten Island. Gamms would know him. Last time I heard his name (four or five years ago), he still wasn't a made guy. But he did take a pinch with a few heavyweights. I'm pretty sure that was the Charlie Carneglia bust. As far as fat ass mobsters go, only Dicknose would start a thread like this (or maybe Wilson, but at least Dicknose does it as a joke). Anyway, there are too many to list, but Joe Dente was fucking enormous. He got his balls broken about it constantly (even by his underlings), but he had a real good sense of humor about it. I remember one time he was playing handball in the park on 188th between Hughes and Arthur. He took his shirt off (not pretty), and some of the guys ran it up the flag pole next to the flag. He played mad at first, but after a minute Joe was laughing harder than anyone. And when that guy got laughing, he couldn't stop. Just think of the fattest, jolliest guy you ever met. Like an Italian American Santa Claus, who was more than capable of killing you on the spot. He was a decent guy, as far as those guys go.
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02/04/13 02:20 PM
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Solly Weissman ...was 6 foot 4 with 300 pounds... tried to [muscle] on the race wires... ..muscle?  What I intended to refer to was this guy at 300 lbs. was more 'fat' than 'muscle.' Just a word pun that didn't quite hit the mark. No disrespect or put down meant. I wouldn't do that...
N..... or no, bastard had balls, shame to kill him...
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02/04/13 06:33 PM
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Solly Weissman ...was 6 foot 4 with 300 pounds... tried to [muscle] on the race wires... ..muscle? What I intended to refer to was this guy at 300 lbs. was more 'fat' than 'muscle.' Just a word pun that didn't quite hit the mark. No disrespect or put down meant. I wouldn't do that... Yeah youre right,dudes more fat than muscle...what muscle?!?! sorry for misunderstanding..cheers
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