The Colonel is extra crispy. Gamms is just plain baked .

So am i...

They won't get the reference in a million years. And I'd prefer to keep it that way.


I saw him last week. He's honestly pushing 350. But those ads are fucking cringeworthy. How can I mock the Mob Wives with a straight face when one of our own puts that crap out there? And do me a favor and never post that stuff, for his parents' sake .

But the truth? Michael is just about the funniest cat I've known in my entire life. You gotta see him in Florida. He's like this weird hybrid of cracker/ginzo. As if Al Pacino mated with Elly May Clampett. He pairs alligator nuggets with Ruffino chianti.

three restaurants in three states..and a liquor store also in arizona.

Lol I got about 75 percent of that conversation, not bad for a youngster

Gamms I recommend you take my business proposal into consideration I would also want a few other partners as well I think the company would work.

This post had me cracking up....