PB, how many that have read this are Googling "Red head Genovese mobster"
They won't get the reference in a million years. And I'd prefer to keep it that way.
Horn's twin! Except the labanza!
I saw him last week. He's honestly pushing 350. But those ads are fucking cringeworthy. How can I mock the Mob Wives with a straight face when one of our own puts that crap out there?

And do me a favor and never post that stuff, for his parents' sake

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But the truth? Michael is just about the funniest cat I've known in my entire life. You gotta see him in Florida. He's like this weird hybrid of cracker/ginzo. As if Al Pacino mated with Elly May Clampett. He pairs alligator nuggets with Ruffino chianti.