I'm italian and I live in the Bronx. After watching the godfather and goodfellas, I decided I want to pursue a career in the mafia. Street guys like JoeRusso and Skinny, how do I become a made guy?

dont want to hear from google or wiki guys.

Well you you know the saying, if you gotta ask....

no point is asking on here mate, everyone is just rude

i asked about getting a loan from a mafia guy no matter what the vig and was just laughed at

they pretend they're in the know but really they just endlessly regurgitate selwyn raabs five families

Dellacroce ur a google guy. i dont want to hear from board nerds, only street gangsters like joe.

by the way

if you do get in i'm after a loan

doesn't matter what the vig is

Gillscottheron. You could always go to check cash advance store.

I need a loan too. Vig or whatever, need some fast cash.

no


you see i plan to not pay the loan back

i'm from scotland the mafia will never find me

italians in scotland tend to own chip shops or be homosexual

What the fuck is a chip shop?

a shop that sells chips

When i saw this thread i thought it was a fucking joke, the fact that its not is a little pathetic, all im saying is dont assume to know things about people, bc if you have to ask this question on the internet its clear to me that i know a lot more people in the life then you do.

It IS a fucking joke. One told poorly by someone who ain't gonna be around here much longer. Gooch, you won't be allowed to talk to fellow board members like that. Stop trying to get a rise out of the board.

Dellacroce,

You ever talk like that to me again- im going to talk to my newly made mob friends to take "care" of you.

I wonder if we ever had a member who got suspended for being a pain in the ass.


Ding...Ding ... Ding...

We do now!!

Lol.

@Vinnie: British slang for a Fish n chip shop.

the mods should check the ip address if possible, and compare it to that of our old buddy wilson, just sayen!

Open a strip club in the northeast and you'll be paid a visit and IF your lucky, they'll make you and associated for the price of 10g's a month. From there the world is yours for the taking, LMAO..

If u want to get made all u have to do is pay me to let u kiss my ass!

This post does raise somewhat of an interesting question. I wonder if it would even be possible to set out to get 'made' these days, in many cities?

A guy like Tony Spilotro wanted to be a gangster... there was kind of a clear path to the top, so to speak.

Today in Chicago?

I'm guessing it would be borderline impossible, even if they are still 'making' guys.

I guess your best in would be to try to start a really big sportsbook in their terriroty and hope they came to you.

It's not like you could walk up to a known guy and say 'I wanna get in the juice loan business.'

if you do know anyone in the loan business, I'm looking for a loan

You've mentioned that. You think a Chicago loan shark is going to wire you money to Scotland, where you can beat him for it.

I personally don't think there is much juice going out in the city these days anymore, and even if there was no one is going to wire it to you in Scotland.

I am just writing this since you've mentioned it 100 times.

Do what the feds do, find out where they hangout at and hang there, crack jokes, everybody likes a funny guy

tell NY and Jersey that you'll keep an endless supply of batteries

you'll get your finger pricked on the spot

go to bensonhurst and knock on the door of one of the social clubss and then ask for an application

GilScottHeron Be careful what you say around, otherwise men of the LaTorre clan will break your Scottish ass just for saying that they are homosexuals. ;-)

JimmyCooch, if you'd like we can do an online initiation.

I started a zip faction of the site GilScottHeron,now you're a assocciate,when you get your 100th the admin and southend will give you the knife and the burning saint for became made,only if the books will be open.

a fuckin cornball smuck he is you want to get made come to boston and go to polcari's and ask for junior and we get you made right by the waterfront and we will get you going ....in the fuckin charles river or boston harbor your pick thats the only place you be going smartass if you not related connected born in a italian crime riddled neighborhood than go to college and become a fuckin lawyer kid

respect joe, well stated.