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Good Mob stories
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08/07/14 03:56 PM
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Know any hilarious or just plain great mob stories/urban legends?
I think the situation when Michael Franzese was 10 minutes late for a meeting, when he showed up the guys, (I think it was the Underboss or something)just left him. Called him up next day and told him to meet. Michael Franzese went to the location and waited. He waited for 5-6 hours until the Underboss-guy (Jerry Langella?) asked him if he understand. Michael says 'Yeah' and Langella says 'Good. Go home.' and drove off.
Think it was mentioned in the '10 commandments of the mob' documentary.
The whole thing is how strong you are and how much power you got and how fucking mean you are—that's what makes you rise in the mob. Every day's a fucking struggle, because you don't know who's looking to knock you off, especially when you become a captain or boss. Every day, somebody's looking to dispose of you and take your position. You always got to be on your toes. Every fucking day is a scam day to keep your power and position."
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Re: Good Mob stories
[Re: TommyGambino]
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08/08/14 12:07 PM
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carmela
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My favourite by a country mile was salvatore santoro in the commission case , having given the others there 100 year sentences the judge was summing up before sentencing santoro , santoro cut the judge off mid sentence saying shut the fuck up and give me the 100 years Did he really say that?  brilliant No he did not. I sat in on that sentencing, as my father worked for that judge for 30 years as his Court Clerk. I saw the whole sentencing and that part is myth; although he did make other remarks here and there, which I don't remember off hand, I was only like 14 y/o or so.
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La madre degli idioti e' sempre incinta.
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Re: Good Mob stories
[Re: HenryHauglad]
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08/08/14 01:02 PM
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TommyGambino
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Re: Good Mob stories
[Re: mldetroit]
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08/09/14 03:41 AM
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One story about a Westside guy in (1970/71) who was more of a freelancer and who really did not want to be made, is that on the day he was to be inducted he arrived wearing white sneakers and licking a ice cream cone. True story. His induction never happened.
wise old owl sat on a oak , the more he heard the less he spoke , the less he spoke the more he heard , wasn't that a wise ole bird.
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Re: Good Mob stories
[Re: domwoods74]
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08/09/14 04:53 AM
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I wouldn't mind seein that moe , he represented himself I would have paid top dollar to see that. They say his vocabulary was like that of a 6th grader. His main argument was that the Mafia doesn't exist. Brilliant!
-I shot him a coupla' times. -What's a couple? -Hmm, more than a couple... Really I don't know the exact amount, maybe I shot him 10 times, 12 times? -Maybe fifteen? -Hmm, it could've been fifteen...
-Anthony "Gaspipe" Casso
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Re: Good Mob stories
[Re: HenryHauglad]
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08/09/14 06:46 AM
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Heres a few stories from the past that i found to be hilarious...
Al Capone once shot himself after playing a game of golf with Johnny Patton i think.When the game finished Capone was getting into a car when his gun discharged in his legs and groin.Al was taken to a hospital and occupied the entire floor of hte building.
In the 1940's Paul Ricca and the Fischetti brothers were injured in a elevator incident and after that they had a suit pending against the owner of the building.
One day Tony Accardo was leaving the Federal Courthouse and was asked by the journalist Sandy Smith if he had any comment about his day in court and Accardo said something like "Yeah Sandy" he said with another smile,"Fuck you".
Also when the cops found the abandoned car of the missing Spilotro brothers,they also found a tape with James Bond soundtrack classics in the radio.
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Mongol General: Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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Re: Good Mob stories
[Re: HenryHauglad]
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08/09/14 09:21 AM
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/last-great-mafia-social-club-gets-clippedhttp://www.wmob.com/episodes/fartspray1.htmlWhile the FBI failed to pick up anything useful from its Triangle bugs, agents monitoring the home phone of Federico “Fritzy” Giovanelli frequently heard the Genovese soldier joking with fellow gangster Frank “Frankie California” Condo about the dingy club. Condo would often gripe about having to stay in the chilly Triangle until nearly dawn because Gigante wanted company. He also complained that Gigante wanted to open the Triangle at 7 AM each day. “Wants to keep the fuckin’ joint night and day, night and day,” Condo said of the crime boss, who was notorious for cheating during card games at the club.
In one wiretapped conversation, Giovanelli laughed about a prank he had pulled days earlier at the Triangle. The mobster had gone to the club with a can of “fart spray,” which he released in the club. The odor, Giovanelli noted, “smells like a fuckin' broccoli fart! Broccoli shit.” His gag achieved the desired result, as Condo complained that the “fart spray” left him gasping for breath. Giovanelli recalled that Genovese soldier Ciro Perrotta, a Triangle regular, was also repulsed by the odor, and demanded to know, "Who the fuck shit?"
I invoke my right under the 5th amendment of the United States constitution and decline to answer the question.
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