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How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? #870239
12/21/15 06:46 PM 12/21/15 06:46 PM
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Sooo.... How do I get one of those "no show" jobs with a borgata? I'm looking to make some money without lifting a finger and I think I'd be the perfect patsy frontman for the mob.

My blood is Sicilian, which means I'd be loyal, but my family came over so long ago I don't look Sicilian to the untrained eye. I also speak well, grew up in flyover country, and I don't speak with the "deese" and "dose"... if we ever got busted no reasonable jury would ever believe I was involved with any particular Italian-American subcultures. It's the perfect ruse!

If our scheme fails, a few months in the clink doesn't worry me. I'd be kinda nice just lifting weights and commiserating all day long. Plus, it'd be some much needed quiet time away from the wife! (I kid, I kid)

Whaddya say? Any of youse got a line on a no show job for me?

Anyone? Anyone?

Seriously though, I've been reading this dang site for like five years so I figured it's time to make an account. Hopefully I'll bring some quality conversations to The Boards!
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870240
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Quality conversations? You're off the a great start.
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870243
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Originally Posted By: Stubbs
Sooo.... How do I get one of those "no show" jobs with a borgata? I'm looking to make some money without lifting a finger and I think I'd be the perfect patsy frontman for the mob.

My blood is Sicilian, which means I'd be loyal, but my family came over so long ago I don't look Sicilian to the untrained eye. I also speak well, grew up in flyover country, and I don't speak with the "deese" and "dose"... if we ever got busted no reasonable jury would ever believe I was involved with any particular Italian-American subcultures. It's the perfect ruse!

If our scheme fails, a few months in the clink doesn't worry me. I'd be kinda nice just lifting weights and commiserating all day long. Plus, it'd be some much needed quiet time away from the wife! (I kid, I kid)

Whaddya say? Any of youse got a line on a no show job for me?

Anyone? Anyone?

Seriously though, I've been reading this dang site for like five years so I figured it's time to make an account. Hopefully I'll bring some quality conversations to The Boards!



what the fuck is wrong with you

Not connected with scott or anyone at gangsterreport

Sorry for the confusion
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870246
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I've heard Ralph ciffaretto had 3 no show jobs and 2 no works , you will have to be quick though , Chris moltisanti got one of the no work jobs
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870249
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My guess is you're trying to be funny, but if you are serious then I suggest you stay away from that life. It's not worth it. Even guys who are involved in that life will tell you to stay away. You can be anything you wanna be. Find your passion.
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870256
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Yes, obviously I was being sarcastic and cracking jokes. Just trying to add some humor to the boards.

I'm not dumb enough to walk up to some mob guys and ask if I can become a criminal. I ain't tryin to end up in a dumpster!

"It wasn't very good parsley to begin with, and then the cat went and peed on it." -Sicilian proverb
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870257
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Originally Posted By: Stubbs
Yes, obviously I was being sarcastic and cracking jokes. Just trying to add some humor to the boards.

I'm not dumb enough to walk up to some mob guys and ask if I can become a criminal. I ain't tryin to end up in a dumpster!


Good to hear, but that was a pretty long speech lol.
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870260
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This is why we can't have nice things.
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: mightyhealthy] #870263
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@ Stubbs: I thought it was quite funny. Gave yours a chuckle.

Originally Posted By: mightyhealthy
This is why we can't have nice things.


This was a little funnier though.

MORGAN: Why didn't you fight him at the park if you wanted to? I'm not goin' now, I'm eatin' my snack.
CHUCKIE: Morgan, Let's go.
MORGAN: I'm serious Chuckie, I ain't goin'.
WILL: So don't go.
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870266
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Thanks Sonny!

"It wasn't very good parsley to begin with, and then the cat went and peed on it." -Sicilian proverb
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870271
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Pretty easy to sense the sarcasm in this post guys come on relax
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: domwoods74] #870272
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Originally Posted By: domwoods74
I've heard Ralph ciffaretto had 3 no show jobs and 2 no works , you will have to be quick though , Chris moltisanti got one of the no work jobs


5 jobs? On a $300 million project?

Mods should mind their own business and leave poster's profile signatures alone.
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870275
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No work jobs aren't so bad either.

"We got the good doughnuts today."


"...the successful annihilation of organized crime's subculture in America would rock the 'legitimate' world's foundation, which would ultimately force fundamental social changes and redistributions of wealth and power in this country. Meyer Lansky's dream was to bond the two worlds together so that one could not survive without the other." - Dan E. Moldea
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870276
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The guys who made the Obama care website had no show jobs.

only the unloved hate
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870372
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What city you in?
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: OakAsFan] #870374
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Originally Posted By: OakAsFan
No work jobs aren't so bad either.

"We got the good doughnuts today."



"This no show shit is hard. Deciding what NOT to wear to work. What NOT to put in my lunch box."

Mods should mind their own business and leave poster's profile signatures alone.
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Footreads] #870379
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Originally Posted By: Footreads
The guys who made the Obama care website had no show jobs.


I remember when Obama first won, someone told me he was going to bring Chicago gangland politics back to Washington. I said I hope so.

"...the successful annihilation of organized crime's subculture in America would rock the 'legitimate' world's foundation, which would ultimately force fundamental social changes and redistributions of wealth and power in this country. Meyer Lansky's dream was to bond the two worlds together so that one could not survive without the other." - Dan E. Moldea
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: IvyLeague] #870380
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Originally Posted By: IvyLeague

"This no show shit is hard. Deciding what NOT to wear to work. What NOT to put in my lunch box."


Guys, pick up those ice cream wrappers.

"...the successful annihilation of organized crime's subculture in America would rock the 'legitimate' world's foundation, which would ultimately force fundamental social changes and redistributions of wealth and power in this country. Meyer Lansky's dream was to bond the two worlds together so that one could not survive without the other." - Dan E. Moldea
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870385
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http://www.nytimes.com/2000/01/15/arts/onetime-wise-guy-rates-another-kind-of-mob-hit.html

Tomy delgiorno says on the sopranos:

Mr. Del Giorno also had some thoughts about the context of the show: ''Except for the strip bar, nobody in 'The Sopranos' seems to go to a job. We didn't all have jobs, but some of us had businesses. Sometimes we had numbers businesses and some guys had loan shark [operations]. Also, they seem to have money. A lot of guys in our mob, let's say we had 80 guys, well 60 of them were always broke.'
Re: How do I get one of those "no show" jobs? [Re: Stubbs] #870387
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However I'm a zip from the violent province of Naples for a good job can pass the atlantic, and my loyality is out of doubt. lol lol lol

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