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3/13

Who has sex-related dreams? I'm sure many of you do.

But why is it that these visions of the subconscious never come to fruition?

Case in point, my dream last night. It was me and the Korean girl at work. She was up for the romping, but not necessarily compliant (this gal is a wonderful prude). The sex hadn't taken place, and I was walking and driving around looking for condoms (a salient feature of my sex dreams...fuck, and I can't even have psychological unprotected sex).

When the "sex" commences, No insertion. She and I are both fully clothed...and I mean there are no sexual organs exposed, but the "sex" is happening.

And, of course, there are ancillary oddities in the dream that are running concurrently. Like, the room is dotted with clothes all over the place. On the floor, mostly. Someone is making pasta. A car outside is on fire. The windows are smashed. She is holding a pack of weird cigarettes for the post-coital bliss. Other people are in the room talking about nonsense.

Why can't I just get this Korean girl naked in my dreams, plow into her, spread my seed and then dream about icebergs or kidnappers or earthquakes, like I usually do?

Because you're a prick tease.

Uz, sorry, but I'm only 15... read the post anyway! Another question: why is it that when you have a sex dream, it is about the one person in the world (or so it seems) who you'd least like to have sex with? Before you fell asleep, this lady would never have gotten a second glance (unless you were looking in awe at the grotesque creature before you), and then after the dream, no matter how much you try not to be, you find yourself actually attracted to this "hott" babe--who, by the way, was once a beast who would only have chances with the school-geek!

Okay, maybe I exaggerated some there, but you know what I mean!..don't you?
mick

You need to masturbate more brotha! I had a crazy ass dream about this chick the other night, and to be completely honest, I wouldn't mind shagging her in real life. I just gotta go from point A to point B....... distance is a motherfucker.

Asian chicks are hot though, you should spend a couple of weeks in Indonesia, they are a dime a dozen and they all love you, no matter what you look like (that will definitely help you out).

-Minnow-

Is this the same girl who you said to her that you didn't give a shit about in a story a few weeks ago?

Sounds like you should give a shit then....She has you man, she really has you, deep, deep inside that twisted mind of yours, she has taken you and you know you want her too