If two is company, but three is a crowd, then what are four and five considered?

….Nine!


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As always, ButtonGuys hopes everyone has a nice day!

what did the zero say to the number eight?
Nice belt !

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach ?
Because it was over 90 degrees.

Here's a brain teaser for ya...
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Q: Two fathers and two sons are sitting in a car. Yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?



A: They are a grandfather, father, and son.

The person who made it, doesn’t need it. The person who bought it, doesn’t want it. The person who needs it, doesn’t know it....What is it?


....a coffin!

And now, let's get back to some real fun content (instead of DiLorenzo the Troll)
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A bus driver was headed the wrong way down a one-way street. He passed a cop car and the two policemen inside spotted him, yet, they didn’t bother to stop him. Why did they let him get away scot free?

….Because he was walking!

Sadly, you seem like these are your only friends

One day a man stepped outside into the pouring rain. He had no umbrella or hat, or head covering of any type. Yet, the rain didn't wet a single hair on his head.

How did he accomplish that incredible feat?

He's bald

Unstoppable!...Thats all I gotta say. Lol.

Pathetically, Ny Mafia has to post under his obvious 2nd name ...

You're shameless bro !!!

Lou Para lol

“DiLorenzo, Try and remember this, ok....

When you are dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s only painful for others….The same applies when you are stupid!” LOL

Are you logged in 24 hours ?? Lol

My god, get a life pal....And maybe even a 3rd count

Oh, you again? LOL...Schmuckos back!

Like I told you the first time around...

"When you are dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. It’s only painful for others….The same applies to when you are stupid!” LOL

PS: I know you're a bit dense upstairs. So maybe one of your friends can explain what the above phrase means, ok? LOL

Now go take a walk for yourself. I have no time for trolls.

Where's Lou para been ????

Destitute people already possess it.

Exceptionally wealthy people long for it.

Yet, if you ingest it, you’ll die.

What is it?…

Answer: Nothing.

PS: btw, I really liked this particular riddle. lol. whoever thought of this one was very inventive, and very sharp.

If a mother and father have four daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

...........it's 7

Do you know why bees are always humming?


...Simple. Because they just can't remember the lyrics.

Riddle of the day…

A garden of roses, but not just to admire, here secrets are told and plans transpire. What am I?

.....Answer: The White House Rose Garden

A Friday riddle....

"People often say I have a head and feet that resembles a cat, but I am not a cat. So, what am I?"

….Answer: A kitten.

HERE’S A FUN “FOURTH OF JULY” RIDDLE FOR YA….


Q: What would you say if everyone in the United States suddenly sneezed at the same time?

A: God bless America!

A Sunday stumper for the forum....

"What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Greenland?"

Answer: Greenland was always the biggest—people just didn't know it yet. Lol

What is the one thing that all people, regardless of their vocation, politics or religion, have to agree is between heaven and earth?

The word "and".

LOL. Where you been? Hiding in the woodwork? Lol. And yes, that answer is correct, Lou.

Man, oh man, you pounced on that shit but quick! LOL

Go check out our latest Chicago "Outfit" video MS just posted up here on the forum. You'll love it.