What’s the one thing that’s taken even before you can get it?

….Your picture.

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand ?
A palm.

What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast ?
Lunch and dinner.

A cowboy rides into Abilene, Texas on Friday, stays only three days, and then rides out of Abilene on Friday again. How was he even able to accomplish this?

….His horse’s name is Friday.

What's lighter than a feather, but impossible to hold for much more than a single minute?

...your breath.


PS: So my sage advice to you is don't hold it, cause you'll surely turn blue in the face! Lol

David’s father has three sons. Two of them are named Snap and Crackle. What is the third son's name?


…..correct answer: David.

Whats the one place where today comes before yesterday?

…..The dictionary.

Whats the one word in the dictionary that is definitely spelled incorrectly?

.....Incorrectly.

What looks exactly like an Orangutan, but isn’t an Orangutan?

…A photograph of one.

I did some modeling work when I was a child. You may have seen my face on bottles of poison.

Why is Europe similar to a frying pan?

....because it always has Greece at the bottom.

What is arguably the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles - There is a mile between the first and last letters.

Your new nickname is gonna be "Unstoppable"

....good job, Lou (as usual)

Thanks.I have lots of fun with your "brain teasers".

I'm glad to hear you say that, Lou. After all, that's why I put these riddle and jokes threads together in the first place. So everyone on the forum could get a few chuckles and have some fun now and again....and to try and lighten the mood up once in awhile.

A Saturday morning riddle....


Of all the various types of fish in the sea, which one do you believe would be the most expensive?

…Why, that would be a Goldfish, of course.

A Friday Riddle....

If one orangutan can eat one banana in one minute, how many minutes would it take 100 orangutans to eat 100 bananas?

….one minute.

https://citylights.com/lgbtqia/riddle-of-gender-transgender-rights/

A Saturday morning riddle...



What is the one thing that all people — regardless of their politics or religious preference — would agree is between heaven and earth?


Answer: The word "and."

A riddle for this Monday...
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Two fathers and two sons are driving in a car, yet there are only three people in the car.

...Is this even possible?

Answer: They are grandfather, father, and son.

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?

Answer: The word Chicago.