The structure and strength of the shadowy Cosa Nostra network headquartered in the City of Detroit has been the subject of debate for some time…Until now! Through the use of informants and secret recordings, the FBI now knows the true current leadership of the so-called Detroit Combination. They reputedly are as follows;

> Family Boss — Tico (The Taco Man) Tocco

> Underboss — Silvio (The Zipperhead) Zerilli

> Consigliere — Mariano (Mario Brothers) Meli

> The Boss’ Aide — Marvin (Marvelous Marv) Holtzberg

> Caporegime — Bernardo (Boomerang Barney) Bommarito

> Caporegime — Lorenzo (Lickety-Split Larry) Licavoli

> Carlo (Pass the Cannoli) Corrado

> Top Assassin — Benedetto (BB-Gun Benny) Bommarito

Hmmm in Sept 2024 you posted in a thread that if you had to bet you’d bet Detroit completely dead. I think this shows no one really knows which is why the definitive statements make me laugh by some.

I always find it funny when people can't recognize the difference between parody and reality, especially when it's staring them straight in the face.