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Partagas makes a confession
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03/08/05 06:29 PM
03/08/05 06:29 PM
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Debra
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Partagas enters the confessional.
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The priest says, "Is that you, Part?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was this woman?"
"I cannot tell you, Father. I do not wish to ruin her reputation."
The priest asks, "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Annie Brown?"
"No, Father. I cannot tell you."
The priest says firmly, "I admire your respect for the dignity of others but you must atone for your sins. Your penance is five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."
As Partagas returns to his pew, his buddy JGeoff leans over and whispers, "How'd it go?"
Partagas replies, "Not bad. I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three strong leads."
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Re: Partagas makes a confession
#102054
03/08/05 06:38 PM
03/08/05 06:38 PM
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New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
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I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Partagas makes a confession
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03/09/05 12:59 PM
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With Geary in Fredo's Brothel
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Debra's Post Reminds me of another confessional joke.
A fifteen year old is standing in line to go to confession, behind three others. Boy number one goes in, and after about two minutes he hears the priest screaming "You missed Holy Mass? You sould is in great peril, and you must say ten Rosaries!"
This terrifies the boy because he is going to confess a certain experience he rrecently had with a young lady. This causes him to speak to the kid standing in front of him.
"Man, that Father O'Malley is tough....did you hear him just yell at that poor kid for missing church?" he asks.
"Yeah, I did, " says the other kid.
"What do you suppose he would give for oral sex?"
"Well, I hear he gives $10 and an ice cream cone."
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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