"F*****g Carnival Cruise Lines said it never snows in Havana! "

You've had my daughter, now try the original.

"Our prototype Michael Corleone doll will be life-size with detachable arms. Some assembly required."

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"Watch your hand there, buster. You don't wanna know what happened to the last cop who tried to frisk me there."

"Okay, okay! You're right! It IS my turn to pick up the check."

"What do you mean you've known since you were a boy that you wanted to become a woman?"

"My brother Sonny once said that there was lots of
money in this white powder. But somehow I don't
think that just sprinkling it on yourself is where
the high comes from... Hmm, what am I doing
wrong?"

"I like little granddaughters the best. Little grandsons are
OK, but they always like to stuff oranges into your mouth
and chase you around the tomato garden until you have
a heart attack."

"This assignment is playing havoc with my manicure. And my nails haven't even dried yet!"

"Take a good look, kid. This is you in forty years."

"Let's do the Gangsta Tollbooth Boogie!"

"You say you think it isn't the best veal in the city?"

Fredo said he didn't want to run a mickey mouse nightclub somewhere? Then tell him to take someone to the airport.

I know, Tattaglia, it's hard out there being a pimp.

[qb]


"I bet he's gonna stiff me on the tip!"

"I never meant to be so bad to you.
One thing I said that I would never do."

Scratch a little to the left please

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cristina's Way:
[QB]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE WE DON'T HAVE QUOTAS ON PARKING TICKETS. MAYBE THIS TIME WILL BE THE LAST !!!!!!!!!!

"See, Fredo? Isn't it better that I just had your legs chopped off?
Sure, you're a little bit on the short side now, but I figure that's much
better than having you lying dead at the bottom of the lake."

DISCERNING GODFATHER FAN: How did things ever get this far?

"Mikey, I wish I could quit you"

I must admit this thread is the reason why i joined this forum.

i realized that you guys are sort of running out of pictures. i made some screencaps from GF1 and GF2 (GF3 I consider crap), but i'm not sure if posting screencaps is allowed.

so tell me if you want to see them and whether i am allowed to do that.

If by a "screencap" you mean a screenshot from playing the DVD on your computer, I don't believe that there's any problem with doing that, so sure...go ahead and post.

And welcome, BTW. Hopefully you'll find more reason to stick around than simply making up funny captions for stills from the movie(s).

thanks for the welcome!
and of course this thread was not the ONLY reason.

well I made some screencaps, i'm not good at creating captions, though. i'm interested in what you guys can come up with. hehe

1. Tom calling Sonny


2. Luca being killed


3. Tessio laughing at Michael when he says he's going to kill Sollozzo


4. Fredo: "yeah, i'm going to learn about the gambling business"


5. Michael: "Enough!"

Vincent:Give me the order.

Michael:You won't be able to go back. You'll like me.
Vincent:Good.
Michael:All my life I wanted out.But I...
Vincent:Well I don't want out.I want you.Now.
I'm asking for the order.
<after couple of minutes,Connie enters>
Vincent(to Connie):It's done.He is gay now.

Even Vito Corleone needs a little pussy every now and then.

I didn't know she was a virgin! She told me otherwise..

Now that's service!