Hello there I wanted to introduce myself before I furhter pulluted this boards with my idysioncratic writings.

My name is Eustachius Brown (yes, this is my real name. When the computer asked me for a Login name I made one up out of impulse)

I'm not sure how old I am. My parents are a Califronia couple who fell in love while attending Woodstock in 1969. I believe I was conceived when Jimi Hendrix played Star Spangled Banner with his Telecaster. Or at least that's why my burned out father claims (the fact that he is high on marijuana all the time explains why I don't know how old I am)

I studied arechaeology and botanical studies somewhere in the West Coast. I miracleously passed despite the fact that I spent much of my time in a toolshed with my buddies. I've traveled to South America and Africa, I believe.I don't remember much of those trips.

I was fooling around the Internet when I came across this board. I joined. Don't know why. Maybe too much time in my hands

Simple Plan is an awful band

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:p Welcome to the boards...

Why thank you kindly. I'll make use of that thread as much as I can

Welcome to the boards Brother...or Sister, whatever man.

Besides, you might have been conceived during Woodstock, the same event where Martin Scorsese started in his movie career as an editor before becoming a master filmmaker, so you're part OF movie history man!

Oh and I apologize for saying "Man!" alot. I don't know if I'm being a jerk or being playful nice.

Anyway, can't wait for more of your posts here at BB.Net...

Is cool man. You can say man as much as you want man.

I always loved Scorcesse. The fact that he was in Woodstock at the time of you know what makes me like him more

Hello EB. So this is your real name, but you made one up which is it. Anyway it doesn't matter. Welcome, enjoy your stay. You should fit right in. This board has all levels of consciousness.

Thank you MaryCas.

I see that you're German Irish. My dad is half Irish himself while my mom claimed that her mom was German.

I love your signature. John Lennon was the greatest musician of all time (in my book that is. Everyone's entitled to his/her opinion) Too bad he was taken away when we needed him.

And yeah, I'm a man of contradictions. I wouldn't trust myself if I were you.

If you want to find out your age chop your leg off and count how many rings there are. The same applies to trees.

GREAT TURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you man!

Oh, BTW, welcome aboard. I hope you enjoy it here. Turi is a sweetheart. You'll see it for yourself.

Eustachius, are you immortal?

My leg will grow back.....right?

Only if you eat mushrooms and find the jade ape for Mr Burns...

My grandpa, Arsenius Brown, tried to know his age like it was suggested.

I never got a change to meet him

I am no scientist EB, may I call you EB. But anyway if you were concived at Woodstock you were probibly born in April or May of 1970 which makes you 35.