Someone forwarded this to me and I got a kick out out of it.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr.Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off:
a bottle of Merlot
a bottle of White Zinfandel
a bottle of Harvey's Bristol Cream
a bottle of Kaluha
a package of Oreos
the remainder of my old Prozac prescription
the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of
chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
So funny!
Wouldn't that be a fun time?