Are you bored? Has your partner dumped you? Do you look for something to keep you occupied? Even if you are just bored for no good reason, take this test and post your results! :p


Which Director Should Make Your Bio-picture?

Ingmar Bergman

Your film will be 59% romantic, 34% comedy, 49% complex plot, and a $ 40 million budget.

Your life will be portrayed on film as an intense psychological drama, likely with some actresses screaming at the camera (Persona), or maybe a pleasant chess game between the Grim Reaper and a Crusader (The Seventh Seal). This Swedish director's films are intensely scrutinzed and studied in colleges all over the world to this day. This means that most Americans still don't understand his films! Still alive, he released in the U.S. in 2005 his first film in 23 years (Saraband), and he can still take on one more project to make your film biography. If curious, start with his films Wild Strawberries and Smiles of a Summer Night.

Woody Allen

Your film will be 54% romantic, 42% comedy, 31% complex plot, and a $ 24 million budget.

Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Regardless of his personal life, his films are American classics.




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Well, ok then. Woody's not so bad.

Roger Corman

Your film will be 44% romantic, 28% comedy, 41% complex plot, and a $ 36 million budget.

An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for Jack Nicholson's film debut in 1963's The Terror. The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!

:rolleyes:

Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 45% romantic, 18% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $ 17 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.

Quentin Tarantino
Your film will be 32% romantic, 31% comedy, 46% complex plot, and a $ 40 million budget.
Wow! What a life you have led thus far! Action-packed, anti-social with probably dark humor. Quentin hasn't really made many films, but each successive one is a bigger and grander project ... and more violent. Karate CHOP! Your life story will probably star Michael Madsen, Uma Thurman, or some TV or movie star from the 1980s for which your film will be the comeback -- let's say Emilio Estevez. Maybe. Now that the QT is dating Sofia Coppola, maybe he'll get some tips about putting some lump-in-the-throat romantic moments in his films. Quentin's short directing resume includes Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2.

According to the results of this quiz,Francis Ford Coppola would direct my story

My film will be 71% romantic, 26% comedy, 33% complex plot, and a $ 47 million budget.

Cute one Afs.


Don Cardi

Hmmm. I've never seen any of the films she's directed but here's my results:


Sofia Coppola

Your film will be 68% romantic, 36% comedy, 19% complex plot, and a $ 32 million budget.
Relatively inexperienced (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation) as a director, but already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies, Apocolypse Now. Also, at last word she's dating Quentin Tarantino, so I'm sure he'll have some input into the substance of your film. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life. Who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!




TIS

David Lynch
Your film will be 42% romantic, 43% comedy, 43% complex plot, and a $ 38 million budget.

We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad.


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Wow. This could be a really good thing, or the worst news I've heard today. Sure he's a great director, but his characters are....different.

Still, this was a fun quiz.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 42% romantic, 34% comedy, 33% complex plot, and a $ 30 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.

Edward D. Wood, Jr.

Your film will be 51% romantic, 31% comedy, 23% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget.

Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.

Ed Wood - like Vercetti (J/K! ) Oh, and Bethie & Bogey, too - that's okay then!

The three of us in an Ed Wood movie? It should be a blockbuster.

And we all know who the transvestite character is.

OMG! This is so true!!

But I still would've loved that he'd make my biopic.

Roger Corman (??)

That is not drag!! That is 100% pure ROCK! :p

Quentin Tarantino
Your film will be 52% romantic, 28% comedy, 47% complex plot, and a $ 46 million budget.

This guy is the owner of the site I'm visiting daily????


That's it, I'm outta here. Enough is enough.

John Hughes
Your film will be 57% romantic, 53% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $43 million budget.

I wanna see it already.

James L. Brooks
Your film will be
63% romantic,
43% comedy,
45% complex plot,
and a $ 44 million budget.


Filmography: Terms of Endearment, Spanglish, As Good As It Gets, Broadcast News, etc. He also is responsible for bringing The Simpsons to TV (from when he produced The Tracy Ullman Show). It's likely that the audience will cry if Jimmy makes your film. In fact, the Simpsons writing team gave the name "Jimmies" to those sweet, tender, loving moments that end some Simpsons episodes. Also, that's he who says, "How about some sponge cake? With a brandy glaze! Muwahaha!"

My Results

Roger Corman
Your film will be 51% romantic, 34% comedy, 40% complex plot, and a $ 28 million budget.
An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for Jack Nicholson's film debut in 1963's The Terror. The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!

Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 63% romantic, 29% comedy, 31% complex plot, and a $ 30 million budget.

well, as long as she is just directing and actually not acting in my film, it's ok!!

Edward D Wood Jr.
And what is this, I ask?
Why only 23 mln budget? I don't agree.

And btw, they'll try to fool you that you may find a sexy friend in Moscow. Don't believe them. I honestly tried, and it's a lot of crap. They drag you in and offer you list of countries, where are only americas and some western european. What a disgusting deception! I'm thoroughly disappointed!

Roger Corman
Your film will be 49% romantic, 31% comedy, 52% complex plot, and a $ 33 million budget.
An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for Jack Nicholson's film debut in 1963's The Terror. The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!

Chill out now, no one can drag you anywhere unless you go there yourself. Just take the quiz and if you didn't like the outcome do it again. And I believe I already have a sexy friend in Moscow, so scratch that. :p

*Yawn*

Man, I'm bored. Next we have to raise money to have these people make us into a movie. I better have accomplished something by then!

Ingmar Bergman
Your film will be 57% romantic, 20% comedy, 38% complex plot, and a $ 44 million budget.
Your life will be portrayed on film as an intense psychological drama, likely with some actresses screaming at the camera (Persona), or maybe a pleasant chess game between the Grim Reaper and a Crusader (The Seventh Seal). This Swedish director's films are intensely scrutinzed and studied in colleges all over the world to this day. This means that most Americans still don't understand his films! Still alive, he released in the U.S. in 2005 his first film in 23 years (Saraband), and he can still take on one more project to make your film biography. If curious, start with his films Wild Strawberries and Smiles of a Summer Night.

So, you occupied the only one that was there, huh? :p

Oh, yeah! :p

ED WOOD



51% Romantic
29% Comedy
25% Complex Plot
$27 Million Budget