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National Condom Day #147788
02/14/06 06:57 AM 02/14/06 06:57 AM
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plawrence Offline OP
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Understandably, it doesn't receive the same amount of attention as St. Valentine's Day, but today, February 14, is also "National Condom Day".

So what are we suppposed to do today?

Take a scumbag to lunch? :rolleyes:

"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: National Condom Day #147789
02/14/06 07:01 AM 02/14/06 07:01 AM
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It's much cheaper to use an empty salt and vineger crisp packet and elastic band.

So die all who betray Giuliano
Re: National Condom Day #147790
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If you don't use a condom, don't have sex today. :p

"Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
Re: National Condom Day #147791
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Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
So what are we suppposed to do today?

Take a scumbag to lunch?
I can't. Dick Cheney won't answer my calls.

.
Re: National Condom Day #147792
02/14/06 08:01 AM 02/14/06 08:01 AM
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You know, SC....your political leanings are starting to show more and more these days.

Just like Turnbull.

Pretty soon I expect you to be completely sucked in.
Quote:
Originally posted by afsaneh77:
If you don't use a condom, don't have sex today. :p
At my age, you don't need "no condoms" as a reason not to have sex.

(someone insert mandatory "They have pills for that" comment here: _____________________________)

"Difficult....not impossible"
Re: National Condom Day #147793
02/14/06 08:09 AM 02/14/06 08:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

So what are we suppposed to do today?

Take a scumbag to lunch? :rolleyes:
If that's your way of asking me to lunch you really need to work on your delivery.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: National Condom Day #147794
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Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
If that's your way of asking me to lunch you really need to work on your delivery.
If he delivers why does he have to take you OUT for lunch?

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Re: National Condom Day #147795
02/14/06 08:21 AM 02/14/06 08:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] If that's your way of asking me to lunch you really need to work on your delivery.
If he delivers why does he have to take you OUT for lunch? [/b][/quote]Well, if this is National Condom day shouldn't something be coming out?

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: National Condom Day #147796
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Ok, guys?? Stop putting pictures in my head that I don't want there!!

And, Plaw, have a Happy Condom Day. When you take your girlfriend out for that romantic dinner tonight, will there only be flowers on the table?

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Re: National Condom Day #147797
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What's the chances of somebody robbing a bank today with a condom over their head?

I haven't been robbing a bank or anything, but since Valentine's Day provides no fruit for me, I've been wearing a condom over my head all day.

...dot com bold typeface rhetoric.
You go clickety click and get your head split.
'The hell you look like on a message board
Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?
Re: National Condom Day #147798
02/14/06 10:58 AM 02/14/06 10:58 AM
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Condoms are rubbish anyway.

There's only so much coke they can handle until they split in your stomach.

So die all who betray Giuliano
Re: National Condom Day #147799
02/14/06 05:21 PM 02/14/06 05:21 PM
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Turi, Turi, Turi!

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
At my age, you don't need "no condoms" as a reason not to have sex.
What's that has to do with your age? Pills don't do any good for VD. You sure do care about nuke, this is no less dangerous.

"Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
Re: National Condom Day #147800
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Is there also a National IUD Day? or Diaphragm Day? or Pill Day? or is this only related to STDs and not birth control? So for equal time, maybe there should be a National Abstinence Day?

Is this a Neal Pulwacker thing? I'm feeling naive today.
:p

Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12

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