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I should be a drag queen... #155030 04/18/06 07:54 PM 04/18/06 07:54 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 31,335 New Jersey, USA J Geoff OP The Don
J Geoff OP The Don Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 31,335 New Jersey, USA	...or a Crash Test Dummy according to JobPredictor.com What about you? I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs \| Facebook \| Godfather Filming Locations

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155031 04/18/06 07:59 PM 04/18/06 07:59 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 7,950 DonMichaelCorleone
DonMichaelCorleone Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 7,950	No, you shouldn't.. "You gave your word, I never gave mine" http://s2.gladiatus.us/game/c.php?uid=88380

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155032 04/18/06 08:05 PM 04/18/06 08:05 PM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,431 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY Signor Vitelli Underboss
Signor Vitelli Underboss Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,431 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY	After submitting several pseudonyms (I refuse to give them my real name!), my "ideal" jobs turned out to be: 1. Quiz show contestant 2. Stewardess 3. Village Idiot But, Geoff? Drag queen?? Words finally fail me. I have no further comment. :rolleyes: Signor V. "For me, there's only my wife..." "Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!" "When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?" "It was a grass harp... And we listened." "Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?" "No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155033 04/18/06 08:05 PM 04/18/06 08:05 PM
Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 20 Sollozo theTurk Wiseguy
Sollozo theTurk Wiseguy Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 20	I should be a monkey impressionist according to the website. I guess I'm going to college for nothing. :rolleyes:

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155034 04/18/06 08:06 PM 04/18/06 08:06 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 31,335 New Jersey, USA J Geoff OP The Don
J Geoff OP The Don Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 31,335 New Jersey, USA	Quote: Originally posted by DonMichaelCorleone: No, you shouldn't.. Ouch! I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs \| Facebook \| Godfather Filming Locations

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155035 04/18/06 08:07 PM 04/18/06 08:07 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,886 Folsom Prison DonFerro55 Underboss
DonFerro55 Underboss Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,886 Folsom Prison	"Hello Doctor, you ideal job is a tree surgeon" I knew that all this college was a waste, I'm moving to Utah tomorrow. The Doc And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155036 04/18/06 08:08 PM 04/18/06 08:08 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,886 Folsom Prison DonFerro55 Underboss
DonFerro55 Underboss Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,886 Folsom Prison	Quote: Originally posted by Sollozo theTurk: I guess I'm going to college for nothing. :rolleyes: WHOH! We have the same brain! Let's go operate on trees. The Doc And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155037 04/18/06 08:12 PM 04/18/06 08:12 PM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,032 Texas ginaitaliangirl
ginaitaliangirl Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,032 Texas	Here I was studying so hard in school and wondering for years what I should pursue as a career, when all I needed was this! And now I know....I'm best fit to become "another Satan!" Surely not I...? Geoff, I would refer back to that "Halloween costume" you once posted - the nail polish was a bit questionable...oh, wait, that was the "punk/rocker" something or another look, right? :p

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155038 04/18/06 08:22 PM 04/18/06 08:22 PM
Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 73,843 The Villa Quatro Irishman12 UNDERBOSS
Irishman12 UNDERBOSS Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 73,843 The Villa Quatro	Monkey Impressionist

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155039 04/18/06 08:48 PM 04/18/06 08:48 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	Quote: Originally posted by DonMichaelCorleone: No, you shouldn't.. Yeah, Geoff, we still have the memory of your halloween pic etched in our brains. :p How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155040 04/18/06 08:55 PM 04/18/06 08:55 PM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 18,238 The Ravenite Social Club Don Cardi Caporegime
Don Cardi Caporegime Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 18,238 The Ravenite Social Club	How ironic is this? With all this talk about the gangsterbb weekend and where to have the dinner on saturday night, I go on this site and type in Don Cardi and what comes up? Hello Don Cardi you ideal job is a Chef Don Cardi Don Cardi Five - ten years from now, they're gonna wish there was American Cosa Nostra. Five - ten years from now, they're gonna miss John Gotti.

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155041 04/18/06 09:03 PM 04/18/06 09:03 PM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY Mignon Mama Mig
Mignon Mama Mig Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY	Hello Mignon you ideal job is anything where you can kiss ass WTF Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155043 04/18/06 09:45 PM 04/18/06 09:45 PM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York Sicilian Babe
Sicilian Babe Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York	I'm the Village Idiot. Hmmmm...From Bitch to Idiot in one night... That reminds me of Tshirt my daughter has: Your Village Called, Their Idiot is Missing. President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155044 04/18/06 10:15 PM 04/18/06 10:15 PM
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,984 California The Italian Stallionette
The Italian Stallionette Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,984 California	An alcohol tester!!! TIS "Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK "War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155045 04/18/06 10:16 PM 04/18/06 10:16 PM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York Sicilian Babe
Sicilian Babe Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York	Quote: Originally posted by The Italian Stallionette: An alcohol tester!!! TIS That's better than an armpit sniffer in a deodorant factory. President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155047 04/18/06 11:18 PM 04/18/06 11:18 PM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,249 Desolation Row Don Sonny Corleone Underboss
Don Sonny Corleone Underboss Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,249 Desolation Row	Professional Tramp? Arent those two words mutually exclusive? If winners never lose, well, then a loser sure can sing the blues.

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155048 04/18/06 11:23 PM 04/18/06 11:23 PM
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,984 California The Italian Stallionette
The Italian Stallionette Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,984 California	Now the first time I put in my real name, but here's my occupation as TIS. :p Movin' on up!!!! Hello Italian Stallionette you ideal job is a Shoplifter TIS "Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK "War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155049 04/19/06 12:09 AM 04/19/06 12:09 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,146 under there bogey Underboss
bogey Underboss Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 3,146 under there	Katie, you should be a Burglar. Bogey, you should be a tree surgeon. Oh yeah. :p President of the long_lost_corleone Fan Club

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155050 04/19/06 02:21 AM 04/19/06 02:21 AM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,602 Yunkai afsaneh77 Mother of Dragons
afsaneh77 Mother of Dragons Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,602 Yunkai	Yay! It was about time for a crazy test. Afsaneh you ideal job is a tree surgeon: "Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155051 04/19/06 04:18 AM 04/19/06 04:18 AM
Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 113 Flame Angel Made Member
Flame Angel Made Member Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 113	Quote: Originally posted by J Geoff: [quote]Originally posted by DonMichaelCorleone: [b] No, you shouldn't.. Ouch! [/b][/quote]although you do look good in blue lipstick :p "pretty in punk..." setting off metal detectors in a town near you

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155052 04/19/06 04:23 AM 04/19/06 04:23 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 31,335 New Jersey, USA J Geoff OP The Don
J Geoff OP The Don Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 31,335 New Jersey, USA	It was black. I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs \| Facebook \| Godfather Filming Locations

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155053 04/19/06 05:21 AM 04/19/06 05:21 AM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,602 Yunkai afsaneh77 Mother of Dragons
afsaneh77 Mother of Dragons Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,602 Yunkai	Hey people, don't encourage him please! :p "Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155054 04/19/06 11:48 AM 04/19/06 11:48 AM
Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 2,907 Born on the Bayou Saladbar Underboss
Saladbar Underboss Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 2,907 Born on the Bayou	Quote: Originally posted by J Geoff: ...or a Crash Test Dummy according to JobPredictor.com What about you? I think I need a demonstration of these skills of yours. What size dress do you wear? Me? Tree Surgeon...boring. "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it"

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155055 04/19/06 01:42 PM 04/19/06 01:42 PM
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ... long_lost_corleone Underboss
long_lost_corleone Underboss Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...	Quote: Originally posted by DonFerro55: "Hello Doctor, you ideal job is a [b]tree surgeon" I knew that all this college was a waste, I'm moving to Utah tomorrow. The Doc [/b] Awesome, me too! Off to the forest it is! "Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155056 04/19/06 01:52 PM 04/19/06 01:52 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	My ideal job is an airline stewardess. Yeah right. I HATE flying. How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155057 04/19/06 02:20 PM 04/19/06 02:20 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 45,116 DE NIRO
DE NIRO Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 45,116	I should be a Crash Test Dummy The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers. First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves. It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear. Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared "What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?" "Make Love Not War" John Lennon

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155058 04/19/06 05:40 PM 04/19/06 05:40 PM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,190 Toronto, Ontario, Canada Don Jasani Underboss
Don Jasani Underboss Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,190 Toronto, Ontario, Canada	"Hello Khalid A. Jasani you(r) ideal job is an Air Stewardess. total: 43/60 = 72% Can someone tell this thing I'm a dude! At least, last time I checked...what's that you say, check again?! I just did, still am. :p

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155059 04/19/06 06:25 PM 04/19/06 06:25 PM
Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,854 Milky Way Enzo Scifo Underboss
Enzo Scifo Underboss Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,854 Milky Way	Village Idiot Quote See, we can act as smart as we want, but at the end of the day, we still follow a guy who fucks himself with kebab skewers.

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155060 04/19/06 06:36 PM 04/19/06 06:36 PM
Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 19,721 AZ Turnbull
Turnbull Joined: Oct 2001 Posts: 19,721 AZ	Quote: Originally posted by J Geoff: ...or a Crash Test Dummy according to JobPredictor.com Um, you mean you're not a drag queen??? Ntra la porta tua lu sangu ï¿½ sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.

Re: I should be a drag queen... #155061 04/20/06 05:53 AM 04/20/06 05:53 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,952 It's fun to stay in the YMCA Turi Giuliano
Turi Giuliano Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,952 It's fun to stay in the YMCA	I think I got the best one, surely. Hello Adam your ideal job is Superhero. Description Score Salary : 10/10 Education : 9/10 Job Satisfaction : 9/10 Community contribution : 10/10 Pulling Power : 10/10 Uniform : 9/10 Total 57 /60 Though I should really be a drag queen too. So die all who betray Giuliano

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