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The Late Show With David Letterman - Top 10 Signs...
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04/21/06 02:20 AM
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You're Not Going To Win A Pulitzer Prize 10. Your op-ed pieces are all the same: Cookies are tasty. 9. Only thing you wrote all year was a letter to CBS asking not to cancel "Yes, Dear." 8. Your scathing report on plagiarism was copied from someone else. 7. Last book signing was held at Jiffy Lube. 6. Your novel is sold exclusively at windowless bookstores along the interstate. 5. You're the critic quoted in the ads for Basic Instinct 2. 4. You think fact-checking is for sissies. 3. Instead of covering the United States-Iraq War, opted to cover the war between 7-11 and Cumberland Farms. 2. You're up against a New York Post reporter with a wallet full of bribin' money. ...1. Sports section has Knicks in first place.  :p  
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Re: The Late Show With David Letterman - Top 10 Signs...
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04/22/06 11:40 PM
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y does everything have to turn into a knicks joke?! lol
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Re: The Late Show With David Letterman - Top 10 Signs...
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04/23/06 12:06 AM
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Mathematically speaking (not really my forte so bear with me here) it would be hard for them not to. They did pretty pisspoor this year, so they're going to draft high for one. Secondly, they won only 23 games (I should talk, My Raptors won only 4 more than that), so they would have to win 24 games or more next season to do "better" than this year. Not very difficult at all. However, if they do manage to lose soo many next year that they cannot win even 24 games, New Yorkers should shift their allegiances to The New Jersey Nets. They may employ that rat bastard Vince Carter but hey, at least they win! :p
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Re: The Late Show With David Letterman - Top 10 Signs...
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04/23/06 12:10 AM
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Why would a Canadian be commenting about the New York Knicks...??? Apple
A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.
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Re: The Late Show With David Letterman - Top 10 Signs...
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04/23/06 06:33 PM
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Well, there's only two subjects I can think of.... 1. Hockey 2. Michael J. Fox Honorable mention: Celine Dion & Kurt Browning  Apple
A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.
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