#10 Someone asks, "What died in here?" and you show them.
#9 Dust on TV screen gives everybody comical Andy Rooney eyebrows.
#8 When you win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, Ed McMahon refuses to get out of the van.
#7 The so-called "Dust Bunnies" have sharp snapping teeth.
#6 Your house gets hit by a twister and it actually looks better.
#5 Guests take one look at your bathroom and decided to use the backyard.
#4 When someone from the health department rings your doorbell, you say, "Not again!"
#3 Every time you turn on a faucet, you hear a muffled barking sound.
#2 Even Robert Downey Jr. refues to sleep on your floor.
and... ... ... . #1. You've been receiving death threats from Mr. Clean. !!!!!!!
From Late Show With D. Letterman on Apr. 8, 1997.
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