Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I amazingly was able to get a future transcript of JG's upcoming show (how, I don't know! 
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Here's an excerpt:
Joel Gibbs: Welcome to the Movie Show with Joel Gibbs. Tonight, we have a special guest here in the studio. We have Geoff Malta - webmaster extraordinaire - particularly, he runs the most popular website dedicated to the classic movie, The Godfather. Nice to have you here, Geoff.
JG: Thanks for [b]having me, Joel. (JG winks at the host - you think he got on the air without doing "favors"?! :p )
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Joel Gibbs: For those of you listening, if you'd like to checkout Geoff's Godfather website, the address is
http://www.thegodfathertrilogy.com. JG: And for those looking for a great group of people to chat with, I also have a great message board at
http://www.thegodfathertrilogy.net. Joel Gibbs: I've seen your message board and I must say, it's grown a lot - your membership that is.
JG: That's right Joel. We've got a lot of great members. They're all drawn to it because of their love for The Godfather or Scarface, but we talk about all sorts of things - sports, politics, the mafia - everything - no holds barred.
Joel Gibbs: Tell me about some of your members.
JG: Well, we got this member named Pat. He thinks everything is Bush's fault.
Joel Gibbs: Everything? The war in Iraq?
JG: Bush's fault
Joel Gibbs: The Yanks choking against the Red Sox?
JG: Bush's fault
Joel Gibbs: Coke 2?
JG: Bush's fault!
Joel Gibbs: (Laughing) It sounds to me like you've got quite a community there. Have you met any of them?
JG: Actually, I have. And they weren't all the weird nut jobs I thought they would be! There's one who calls himself Don Cardi - not only can he do really great Tony Montana impersonations, but he's somehow able to type in a Cuban-American accent. Then there's TIS - I've met her twice. Nice lady. Runs a brothel.
Joel Gibbs: Runs a brothel?
JG: Oh sorry... I meant she works in a school (Winks at Joel Gibbs). There's also this one lady - Buffy. She says she's all woman, but she loves sports - can probably name every player on the Dodgers and Niners. If you ask me, she's got a "Sean Young in Ace Ventura" thing going on.
Joel Gibbs: Anybody else you'd like to mention?
JG: There's a man who calls himself Plawrence. He comes off like a big lady's man. But really, he spends all his time playing fantasy sports and looking at porn sites. I would know - I was invited to his house last Saturday! (Big Grin from JG)
Joel Gibbs: Well, we gotta go to commercial now. We'll be right back.
JG: Wait, can I mention one more thing?
Joel Gibbs: Go ahead.
JG: Penis!
:p [/b]
