Yo Yo Yo – Big Daddy in Da House (finally) and giving a shout out to all my Peeps.

I had seen this earlier in the week but unable to respond till now.

First JG – congrats on this, I see this a real positive acknowledgement to you and good luck with the interview tomorrow.

Secondly, DB – your earlier post (the pre release transcript) was one of the funniest posts I have read here in a long time.

And surprisingly that has reminded me of some PMs that JG and I had recently on this. In short JG mentioned how he has this recurring nightmare of the on air interview. It revolves around the call-in portion of the show. Rather than explain it I took the liberty of cutting and pasting some of our PMs (I hope JG doesn’t mind). I also hope DB doesn't mind me riding on his coattails some either.


Joel Gibbs: JG, we’ll like to open our phone lines up and allow some of our listeners to ask you some questions if that is OK.

JG: Sure

Joel Gibbs: First on the line is Big Daddy Don, and odd name, but you have a question for JG:

BDD: Yo Yo Yo – Big Daddy in Da House. Before I talk to JG – can I give a quick shout out to my peeps ?

Joel Gibbs: Sure, but be quick

BDD: Ok – PENIS!!

Joel Gibbs: Sorry about that, seems we have some Howard Stern listeners.

JG: No, I know him

Joel Gibbs: You know him?

JG: Yes he is from the bulletin board, but he’s a Wuss

Joel Gibbs: Ok our next caller is Pat

Pat: Yo JG, it’s me the Board Thug. I just want to say that all the problems in the world is because of Bush, and how come we are not supplying troops or money to Sudan …(interrupted by Joel)

Joel Gibbs: Excuse me Pat but this is not a form for political discussion. Is there something you would like to say to JG?

Pat: Sorry, yes I would

Joel Gibbs: Go ahead

Pat: PENIS !

Joel Gibbs: What is it with all these Penis Shout Outs ?

JG: Long Story

Joel Gibbs: OK next on the line is FS

FS: I just want to apologize for the previous caller, that little immature asswipe, has no idea what happens in the real world and < interrupted by Joel>

Joel Gibbs: No need to talk about other callers – do you have a question for JG:

FS: Not really but I was just talking to Pop and he said PENIS!

JG: Did FS hang up

Joel Gibbs: No I hung up these constant Penis references ... , next on the line Mary Cas – how are you today Ma'am.

MC – First I am not a woman I am man. Actually I am Master Thespian

JG: - Now we’re talking

Joel Gibbs: JG, he said Thespian, not Lesbian

JG: Oh sorry , go ahead.

MC – Thanks as I said I am a Master Thespian and have been involved in some of the greatest stage productions ever and have appeared countless times in the NY area.

Joel Gibbs: Very impressive, you must be very proud

MC – I am, thank you.

Joel Gibbs: A question for JG

MC – Yes – PENIS !

Joel Gibbs: You have an odd following, anyway next on the line is a caller from London. Turi you are from London, correct ?

Turi: Yes I am Joel

Joel Gibbs: I hope you are not going to give a Penis Shout Out

Turi: No, I am so above that – besides I speak the Queen’s English

Joel Gibbs: What a relief – go ahead.

Turi: TalleyWhacker !

JG: Sorry about that.

Joel Gibbs: Ok next on the line is PL, you have a question for JG?

PL: No I actually have a question for you Joel?

Joel Gibbs: For me, ok

PL: Do you plan any fantasy sports games ?

Joel Gibbs: No can’t say I do

PL: Well you should and if you want - come to the GF BB and join some. I need some new challenges, some new blood, I am tired of beating up on the old ones.

Joel Gibbs: Ok, but you will need to call back when the topic is Fantasy Sports

PL – I will take you up on that, maybe you can have me as a guest, I can share some of my strategies and talk about the challenges of submitting a lineup while on vacation and such. I would bet it is a monster hit for you and can probably be a weekly segment.

Joel Gibbs: Hmm, we’ll need to think about that. So a question for JG?

PL – No I still want to talk about me and hosting a fantasy sports segment. You know I'm quite a babe magnet also, I can bring in huge female ratings for you. And as a metrosexual I can discuss the various ways to clean yourself with babywipes – it is a sure fire hit – Fantasy Sports Talk – Metrosexual Style, kind of a spin on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Joel Gibbs: As I said those things are not in my control you will need to speak to the producer.

PL: Ok I will, Can I give a quick shout out now?

Joel Gibbs: As long as it is not a Penis Shout Out

PL: No it is not I do not par-take in that nonsense. I would like to give a shout out to the person I think of first thing in the morning and the person I think of last before I goto sleep.

Joel Gibbs: That is refreshing change, your wife or GirlFriend ?

PL: No my most worthy adversary, DB.

Joel Gibbs: On the phone next we have our first female caller, Beth. Hopefully you don’t have a Penis Shoutout

Beth: No I don’t

Joel Gibbs: Go, go right ahead than.

Beth: Zucchini.

Joel Gibbs: I am starting to think this was a mistake – next on the line is Partagas

Partagas: I have a joke I would like to share

Joel Gibbs: We are really tight on time, you have a joke and not a penis shout out?

Partagas: No I don’t say Penis. Well I do, but only with the underage girls, either in IM / PM or the chatroom and only after my wife goes to bed.

Joel Gibbs: Ok so no Penis shoutout

Partagas: No but I could talk about my wiener – Sir Charles

Joel Gibbs: What is it with these perverts that give names to the private parts.

JG: I know him also, he talks about his wiener all the time.

Joel Gibbs: All the time ?

JG: Sure won a prize for it once and is always posting pictures of it.

Joel Gibbs: You and your groupies are a bunch of freaks - how did we ever get you as a guest?

Joel Gibbs: Next on the line is TIS

TIS: Hello JG

JG: Hi TIS

Joel Gibbs: You are the one that works in the brothel, opps I meant school (both Joel and JG giggle)

TIS: That is not true don’t listen to JG, I just want to say what a beautiful day it is and how everyone is great and that all people should just get along and not pick on other people

Joel Gibbs: Listen brothel lady – do you have a Penis Shoutout ?

TIS: No I would never do that, but as I was saying ...

JG: What happened

Joel Gibbs: I hung up on her, if a brothel lady is not going to give a Penis shoutout I don’t really care to hear what they have to say.

Joel Gibbs: Next is Don Cardi

DC: Chu want me to say PENIS meng ?

Joel Gibbs: when is this segment ending? Next on the line is DMC

DMC: Hey, JG where is my chocolate and my rose?

JG: Don’t worry you know where to find it.

DMC: Hey Joel – ask JG to say Penis – watch how nicely Penis rolls off his tongue –ha!

JG: Oh very funny – Hey why don’t you tell Joel why you are still a virgin – oh wait this is only an hour so, not enough time to list the reasons – ha!

DMC: Wow – how long have you been thinking up that one, 2 minutes? You do a lot of things in 2 minutes don’t you?

JG: Very funny - Penis!

DMC: Oh yeah – well you are a double Penis

JG: Well you are Penis to Infinity - Penis Head

DMC: PenisHead, me? You are the biggest Penis head – PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS !!!!

JG: I can’t hear you (covering his ears) la la la la -PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS ……

Joel Gibbs: I have to apologize for today’s episode, this was a terrible mistake. You know maybe that Fantasy Sports segment would have been better. And keeping with the theme I would just like to wish you all a good weekend and of course PENIS!