I don't think I was on hold any longer then 10 minutes. The guy on the line asked me my name and what my answer would be. I was tempted to call myself "Crabby". I heard the commercials and then the "popcorn" lady came on. I about died. I didn't think I was going to be any good when it was my time, I was laughing so hard. Then Joel said, "It's Beth from Baltimore" I thought I was a goner.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.