What do you get when you cross an Italian with a Jew?


Olive Garden

Did you hear the one about the guy who went to the Gemini Lounge?
Neither did anyone else...

good one CNote

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?


Only one of them is organized!

What do most Jewish Women, JAPs, make the best? Reservations :-)
JAP - Jewish American Princess ;-)

LOL

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Three!.... One to screw it in. One to watch. And one to shoot the witness who watched.

The Mafia was looking for a new man to make the weekly "protection" collections from all the businesses they were shaking down all over the city. Feeling "heat" from the cops, the mafiosi decided to use a deaf mute for the task, figuring if he got caught he wouldn't be able to explain or tell the cops what's really going on.

His first week on the job the deaf mute collects over $50,000 in extortion money. He quickly gets greedy and decides to keep all the loot for himself, stashing it in a safe place.

The Mafia boss realizes that collections are late and sends out a few of his thugs to go grab the mute. The thugs then drag the mute to an interpreter. The top right-hand man then tells the interpreter to ask the mute, "Ask him where the money is?" The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf collector then signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The interpreter then turns to the top hood and says, "This guy says he doesn't even know what money you're talking about." So the mafioso then proceeds to pull out a .38 caliber Colt revolver and places it directly to the side of the mute's head, pressed to his ear and says, "NOW go and ask him again where that money is!"

So the interpreter signs, "Where's the money??"

The deaf collector nervously signs back, "The $50K is in a tree stump in Central Park directly to the right of the big fountain." The interpreter's eyes light up, and he says to the thug, "He says he still doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about, but fuck you anyway!.... He says he doesn't even think you got the balls to pull that trigger!

What's a Jewish woman's favorite wine?

I wanna go to Miaaami !

Now for a bit of a variation from the mafia themed jokes is this next one I think you'll enjoy. Lol, I know I did.

Q: What is the similarity between a Rubix Cube and a penis?


A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

The first Jewish president is elected.

On Inauguration day,his mother elbows the guy next to her in the side and says"Do you see that man,taking the Oath of Office'?

When the guy says yes,she leans over and whispers "his brother is a doctor"

Two old buddies named Vito and Giuseppe were chatting one day to catch up with each other's lives after not seeing one another for years. Vito stated that he and his wife Lucia just celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary at a nice Italian restaurant up in the Bronx with family.

Giuseppe congratulated Vito. Giuseppe then stated to his old amico that he too just celebrated a 25th wedding anniversary. He then told of bringing his wife Joanna back to visit their old hometown in Trapani Province, Sicily.

Vito marveled at his friend willing to spend so much money for such an expensive voyage like that. Vito replied, "Thats wonderful Giuseppe. How thoughtful of you. What a great anniversary present!" Then Vito inquired, "what are you planning to do for your 50th wedding anniversary?"

Giuseppe stared at his friend and said, "I'm planning to go back there and pick her up!"

Whats the difference between a Rooster and a Hen?


The Rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"..... and the Hen say, "Any cock'll do!"

Question: When did you know a mob researcher didn't know shit about the mob?

Answer: He created a Thread called Gangster Giggles.

Hahahahaha

What are you..12?

Just proves whoever this account is ain't been around no mob guys in their life. They'd be chased for that lame ass joke.

I don't even think the guy has dined at an Italian restaurant. Mind you, this is a man who thinks it's okay for a street guy to talk to law enforcement about rats. The head of a real wiseguy would literally explode if they heard somebody around them say this.

I've never dined at Italian restaurant. But I've done 20 years and thousands of hours of research. It's about the work. This clown is a fraud. Pretty sure it's a She and not a he judging by how emotional they vet

I wouldn't be surprised if it's a she. That actually does make sense. I know liberals who aren't as sensitive as this fucking joke of a human

You really are a cheap ass.Two decades and 1,000s of hours of research -WOW- Have you ever met a real made guy or is that still one of your fantasies? lol

Friend of Henry is the biggest asskisser I've ever seen. ] I never claimed to know anybody in the mob like NY Mafia who claims they have many made members in their family you little bootlicking bitch. And secondly,
What do you know about the mob you little co-signing Parrot? You're Lisa's little bitch

Seeing how you're a self proclaimed mob research guru then you need to extend your research to the early pictures of the LaRocca family and maybe you'll see what I know about the Mob from my own experiences. You're just another one of those wannabes who lives his life vicariously through their research. Bootlicking, Lisa's bitch, that pretty much describes all your hopes and dreams. At the end of the day anything is better than to be an adversarial non contributing pain in the ass like you. Now buzz off little man!

Well spoken FOH. Bravo!

Wanna hear a joke? A guy that claims to have more Wiseguys in his family than you have hair on your head. A guy that claims to have more Wiseguy in his family than you can shake a stick at come up with a thread called "Gangster Giggles!" Bwahahaha hahahahahah! ROFL LMAO!!!!!!!!

A "Gangster Giggles" loyalists over here. Lol. You the Underboss of the Gigglesoni Family?

Here's a joke for you FOH, what's the difference between NYMafiaJam and NYMafiaJelly? NY Mafia can't Jelly their dick down your throat!

You truly are gonna get yourself permanently banned from this forum. No sooner do you return the very first day, you start insulting other posters again. WTF is wrong with you anyway Colonel? You have a serious mental issue.

Keep this behavior up and I'm sure the mods are gonna do just that. Ban you permanently!

I suggest you think about that the next time you have diarrhea of the mouth.

aww. You got more Wiseguys in your family than hairs on our head. More Wiseguys in your family we can shake a stick at. They tell you to Rat on a dumb redneck from Mississippi in a forum to get him banned for hurting your feelings? Ny "Giggles" Mafia

I suggest that you stop responding.

All due respect Mike. NY Mafia has more Wiseguys in his family than you can shake a stick at. You're nothing more than a wannabe according to his ego. I'm sure he'll put you on record if you ask