Here's an ethnic joke for ya (but don't worry fellas, because we're equal opportunity jokesters who make fun everyone) - "The Polish Fisherman"... - One day an Italian guy and a Polish guy were fishing on opposite sides of the same river, but the Italian guy was catching all the fish.
Eventually the Polish guy asked the Italian, "How the heck can I get to the other side by you?"
So the Italian says to him with a slight smirk, "I'll just turn on my flashlight and you can walk across the beam."
The Polish guy says, "Nice try pal...But just because I'm Polish doesn't mean that I'll fall for that. I'll get halfway across and you'll turn it off."
