A: George to his boss about having sex with the cleaning lady on his desk
Q: I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Just going to guess

A: Jerry to Elaine?

To keep it going….
Q: Get in that lane! Get in that lane!! ……. You know what, that was an awful decision I told you. You’re right. You were in the right lane. Go back into that lane.

A: George to cab driver
Q: The greasy door knob, the constant licking of the fingers, he's hooked to the chicken isn't he?

A: Jerry to Newman after finding out Kramer was eating Kenny’s chicken after trying to boycott it (he was down there, almost had enough food for 2 people…..as long as one of them wasn’t himself as well……if you catch my drift)


Might be a bit off, but tried to get as accurate as I remember…..
Q: ok. So for whatever reason after we got past the toll booth, these rowdy teenagers started antagonizing us. I mean we didn’t do anything to provoke them and I don’t know why they picked us, but they did. We kept trying ignore them and avoid them, but they just kept swerving in all these lanes and weaver. Then one them took out a gun and fired it into the air!!!!!!! And then like 6 miles from the exit they just turned around and left like nothing had happened.

A: Elaine to Jerry, telling him why his car was making a noise or had some damage done to it
Q: I hope you're watching the clothes because I can't take my eyes off of the passion.

A: Mr. Peterman to Elaine whilst watch English Patient movie

Q: don’t worry about a thing. In 15-20 minutes that police station will be swarming with mail men. We’ll be free and back out on the streets by lunch time.

A: Newman to Kramer and Elaine whilst going to jail in police car for dog nabbing

Q: All right, so look. I just wanted to apologize to you. I lost my temper and took it out on you, when I shouldn’t have. Even though you and I both know you are the one who’s guilty here.

A: Jason to George during his step 9 to recovery
Q: I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie. And most of all, I will never forget that one night. Working late on the catalog, just the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation.

A: George but not sure to who about Susan's death from licking the cheap envelopes

Mine was actually incorrect....want another try?

It sounds like Kramer but I can't remember to who (think it was an animal).

Yeah, it was Kramer to that monkey (I think named Barry) who threw a banana peel at him. Kramer threw the banana peel back at him and then was later forced to apologize by the zookeepers.

Q: That’s right, ________. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.

A: Peterman to Elaine after she tested positive for opium

Q: I couldn’t find it. All I found were these Chunky candy bar wrappers.

Per Irishman (post went on casino game accidentally)

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: The thing about fleas is that they irritate the skin and they start to itch.

A: Jerry tormenting Newman after he realized how his apartment got infested with fleas.

Q: I'll get you Kramer! I'll get you!! You can’t hide forever!!!! You won’t get away with this!

A: Cable guy to fleeing Kramer

Q: some of the kids have been playing in the garbage and putting it into their mouths

A: Mrs. Allister to Elaine
Q: Hey we won the World Series.

A: George shouting out of his car while dragging the trophies ???

If so…
Q: every time you shave it’s going to come in twice as fast and twice as thick

A: Kramer to Jerry about shaving his chest

Mine wasn't correct:

Q: Hey we won the World Series.

A: Derek Jeeter to George

Q: Now Bobby, you must understand…..it’s very difficult to hit two home runs in one game.

A: Kramer to Bobby, the kid in the hospital with the signed birthday card
Q: Now I gotta figure out the hat sizes of 59,000 different people!

I’m just gonna guess, just to keep the game going….

A: Jerry to Elaine, George, and Kramer??
Q: Ok…….but I’m running out of purses (demonstrates why)

I'm watching again lol, the show helped me through the 90s when I was still at school.

A: Elaine to Vivian about watching bratty Jimmy again (because he kept pouting drinks into her purses)

You can go now Hollander, or Irishman, or someone else.

George: “What is Holland?”
Jerry: “What do you mean, ‘what is it?’ It’s a country right next to Belgium.”
George: “No, that’s the Netherlands.”
Jerry: “Holland *is* the Netherlands.”
George: “Then who are the Dutch?”

Q: Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished squeal of Pigman cries out.

A: George to Jerry

Q: they say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this....I came as close as anyone as come to before

A: Elaine to Jerry & George

Mine was Kramer to Jerry

Q: You called me schmoopie, you're schmoopie!

A: Shelia to Jerry

Q: oh it broke off, baby.

A: Kramer to the car salesman he was driving around with all day
Q: The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry. I don’t know what’s going on with the papayas?