Happy Columbus Day!

In honor of Columbus Day, ButtonGuys will be posting funny little quips and sayings for your amusement throughout the day. Here's our first...

Q: Why couldn’t any sailors play cards while on their maiden voyage to the Americas?

A: Because their captain Christopher Columbus was standing on the deck.

I just read in the newspapers this morning that the Mafia decided to whack out a Sicilian chicken who had the balls to cross the road, roll around in the mud, and then crossed over the road again.

Yeah, he ended up getting himself clipped because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Lol good one

Check this out....

What is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

- Alien vs predator

Lol. That was so bad.

Lol lol thanks and btw, this was directed to "someone" and I think he knows it lol

Was this supposed to be directed at me? Not sure what I did to you Toodoped

How the hell did you find yourself in the joke?!?! I really want to know about it....did I ever mentioned your name? WTF?! I never said you have anything against me or whether you supported me back in the days when most needed. Or are we talking about "wheres smoke, theres usually fire"?! Lol this is the joke thread, meaning everything is possible...

Sorry I got it wrong then. That was a pretty good joke actually lol. I grew up on those movies. My oldest brother who has passed on now had a big ass Predator poster in his bedroom for many years

A very frugal old man worked hard his entire life and saved every penny possible.

He decided that because he put so much effort into it he wanted to die with all his money.

The old man made his wife promise to bury him with every cent to his name.

Finally the day came and the old man died.

At the funeral, as they were about to close the casket for the final time, his wife yelled out, "Wait just a minute!"

She walked over to the casket and placed a locked box inside with her husband.

A friend next to her asked, "My goodness, did you really put all his money in the casket?"

The wife said, "Yes, I gathered it all in my bank account and wrote him a check for the entire amount."

TD, It's obvious that, quite innocently, you must have struck a very raw nerve.

Did you just repost that little man? Only trying to stir up something? I have nothing against Toodoped and he's cool with me as well

Seems you're just a little bit too self-conscious "Ralphie." What happened, TD hit a raw nerve of yours. Maybe what he said hit a little too close to home, a little too close for comfort for you? Lol...Yeah, thats what I been hearing about you.

You really need to chill out....try not to be so jumpy.

A raw nerve? Regarding what? You're the one who reacts

Seems to me you've been "reacting" pretty good lately. LOL....A little nervous are we, Ralphie Boy??

Like I advised you on several occasions already..."Siediti e Statti Zitto!"

Ok heres a joke I found that I actually thought was pretty good lol

A boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First, he heads out to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the store, and it takes forever. After that, he needs to buy some nice flowers, so he goes to the florist, and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits a long time, but eventually buys the flowers. Then he goes to rent a limousine. But again, there’s a large limo line at the limousine rental office, but he patiently waits and rents a limo. And finally, the prom day arrives. The two are happily dancing together, and his girlfriend is having a wonderful time. When the song is over, she kindly asks him to go bring her some punch, so he walks to the punch table, and there’s no punch line.

Reading Between The Lines...
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"When somebody says, "He's a good guy once you get to know him,"...

What they really mean to say is, "He's a real jerk-off, but you'll get used to him."

Happy Columbus DAY.

Good jokes, keep em comin

The first Jewish President is being sworn in on Inauguration Day.
His mother is in the audience and elbows a man standing next to her.
When he turns to look at her ,she say's "do you see that man taking the oath to become President"?
When he says yes,she say's "his brother"s a doctor!"

Love The Guy lol lol....

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Is it your wife, your mom or daughter haha best return serve I've seen in years. What's his name? Does he have a channel?

Lol. Good one Lou.

Same to you pal.

And I'm glad you're enjoying this joke thread. (truth be told, I thought it would be good for morale.) To make everyone smile daily. Lol

Except the majority of those jokes are utterly terrible lol

I just read the United States Government has started an incentive program whereby illegal immigrants are now being offered a chance at U.S. citizenship, if they're willing to hunt down and capture known sex offenders.

The U.S. Senate named it "The Alien vs Predator Program"
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I thought this last one was particularly good, how bout you "Ralphie Boy"?

Ralphie/Pogo ain't gonna like that joke

Haha as long as I'm able to get a response from NYMafia I win. I live rent free in his head lol

Is that so, Pogo? Really now? LOL.

From what people have been informing me about your background lately, you've got a lot of deep-seated problems. You're one very sick puppy!

I have a few suggestions for you, ok? The first of which is, why don't you change your name?

Instead of calling yourself "Pogo the Clown," why don't you start calling yourself "Pogo the Ped"?

From what I've been told by some fellow posters who know you for many years, its a much more appropriate name for you.

Yes, you're probably right, considering the circumstances, I don't imagine he would.

Other forums know who that guy and his backstory and have banned him for it. He shouldn't be allowed here.

Is that right, Chitown? He was banned from other forums because of his background? I wasn't aware of that.