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Originally posted by Snake:
Perhaps this is "too much info.," but my first was a slightly older "woman" (actually, girl)...my 'babysitter,' no less. Oh, don't worry: I was hardly a helpless little baby by then. But, oh the magic!! Needless to say, I fell head-over-heels until I figured out it was just a one-time cradle-snatching to get her jollies and leave me both physically placated and horribly heartbroken! Ah, well, it was still worth it!
Wow... just wow.


"If you did so good exposing us, Donnie, whyzit you and your family gotta live a coverup for the rest of your lives?"