I gotta really think about this before I answer. So give me a bit ok. lol

A fistfight?

A lawsuit.

Aaaand the prize goes to Lou lol

Btw heres another one...

Q: If you know me, you’ll want to share me. If you share me, I’ll be gone. What am I?

Lol. A "secret" is not a secret, unless you keep it close to the breast, and keep it a secret...

Bingo!

Q: 2 means company. 3 means crowd. So, what are 4 and 5?

An orgy? Lol.

Shame on you lol lol lol (btw at first i thought the same thing lol lol)

The answer is: 9

LOL. The obvious answer (if you don't have a dirty mind like us)

A Friday head scratcher...
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Q: You're on a cruise ship jam-packed with lots of folks. The vessel is so packed with people it's practically brimming over, with more than its registered capacity can even hold. Yet, the ship hasn't sunk.

You walk into the mens room for a few minutes, and when you walk out again onto the ship's deck you don't see a single person on the cruise line. Why is that?

Answer: All the people on the ship were married.

A Saturday Stumper!
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"Don't worry son, I've got your back!"

Q: How can you physically stand behind your father, while he is standing behind you?

Stand back-to-back

My man! Lol. Good job LP

There are 2 rooms.

In one room there are 50 totally naked men. In the other,there are 50 totally naked women.

How would you know immediately which man is Adam and which woman is Eve?

(and no,they're not wearing fig leaves).

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Well, I don't know if this is the correct answer, but here goes nothing...

They were the only people there without navels?

Because Adam and Eve were created by God, and not born from natural birth, so they had no umbilical cords and therefore no navels.

Bingo !! Spot on, NYM.

Here's a goofy one :
Johnny's mother had 3 kids.
She named the 1st one Penny and the 2nd one Nicholas.
What was the 3rd one's name?

A special riddle for this Sunday morning...
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Q: "How do you break up a Bingo Game among Hamas Terrorists?

A: Just shout out B-52

Racketeer Riddle...
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"Ten dedicated sturdy soldiers knocked dead on the field, while all dressed in white. Killed by three little eyes as black as the night."

What battlefield was this?

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Answer: A bowling alley

Johnny

A Columbus Day Riddle...

Q: In what way were Columbus' three ships; "the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria" similar to Black Friday?

A: They were all driven by sales.

I have big cities, but no houses. I do have mountains, but I have no grass or trees. I have vast oceans, wide lakes, and long rivers, yet I have no water or fish. Who am I?

Damn thats hard....

Lol, yeah, I admit, this one was tricky.


But the correct answer is, "A Map"

If you gave me 10 years to think about it, I was never going to realize that it was a fuckin MAP!!! Lol lol lol good one

Many people are afraid of me.
The more you have,the less you'll see.
What am I ?