Boss: Mad Sam DeStefano

Underboss: Ted Bundy

Consigliere: John Wayne Gacy

Capos: Tommy Pitera, Charles Manson, Toto Riina, Bin Laden, Arkan

The "Cut-Throat" family Lol

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As for being serious....

Boss: Tony Accardo

Underboss: Tommy Lucchese

Consigliere: Joe Zerilli

Capos: Sam Giancana, Santo Trafficante, Carlos Marcello, Jerry Catena

Mongol General: Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.