Originally posted by JustMe:
Let's forbid men to hang around topless and prescribe them closed swimming costumes. They cannot be allowed bikinis, I think, they usually have a huge hairy belly...
Reminds me of the time I saw my friend standing on the beach all alone. I went over to him and said, "Hey Geoff, how ya doin'?". He replied, "Not too good". I asked what the problem was and he told me he wasn't having much luck with the ladies. I looked at him standing there in this big, baggy bathing suit and suggested he get a little skimpy Speedo suit and take a potato and put it in the suit. He said he'd try it.
A few weeks went by and I saw him on the beach again, still wearing the same baggy suit. As I approached him he told me his luck with the ladies was worse than ever.
I was surprised to hear that and asked if he followed my directions. He assured me he did, but I couldn't understand why the plan didn't work.
I asked him, "You put on a skimpy little Speedo bathing suit"?
He said, "Yes".
I asked him, "And you stuffed a potato in the front"?
He replied, "In the FRONT"??????
:rolleyes:
