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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
[Re: NYMafia]
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11/13/23 04:17 AM
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THE COCA-COLA SALESMAN... -
John, one of Coca-Cola's top producing sales reps, returned from his new Middle East assignment feeling extremely disappointed and dejected.
A friend asked him, "So John, were you successful with the Arabs?"
John remarked, "No, not at all. In fact, I was a complete flop."
He then explained, "Well, when I was first assigned Coca-Cola's Middle East sales territory I was very confident that I'd make a great sales pitch and then be able to really expand our soda brand over there. After all, we've got a great product and Cola drinks are virtually unknown there.
But, I had a problem from the very start, because I don't speak Arabic. So, I devised an ingenious plan to convey the message through three artistic posters I designed...
The first poster showed a man crawling through the hot desert sand...totally exhausted, panting and dying of thirst.
The second poster depicts the same man drinking a bottle of our ice cold Coca-Cola....and in the third poster, it shows the man now totally refreshed, smiling and happy as a clam.
John continued, "I then had them printed up, and we distributed thousands of these colorful posters, pasting them up all over the place"
"So then, what's the problem? That sounds like a perfect plan. It should have worked great, no?" replied his friend.
John just looked down and remarked, "Well, as it turns out, not only didn't I speak Arabic, I also didn't realize that in Arabic, you read from the right to the left..." --
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
[Re: Lou_Para]
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11/15/23 06:08 PM
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THE MIDDLE EAST... --
Question: During the Crusades in the Middle East, what was the best way to describe someone?
Answer: By confiscating all of their books, parchment, and pencils and burning them in a bonfire. Haven't heard that one. Love it !! You are the "PUN"-isher. Lol
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
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11/28/23 12:55 AM
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A Jewish High School student was having trouble with his Math grades. His parents were told that if he didn't improve them,he would never get into a good college. They tried private tutors,but nothing seemed to work. One of their friends suggested that they enroll him in a small Catholic school for his Senior year,given their reputation for quality education,and one-on-one help. Sure enough,on his next report card,he got straight A's in all his Math classes. His parents asked,was it the better quality teachers,or the lesson plans,or the individualized help they gave him that turned him around? The boy replied,"actually,when I walked in on my first day,and saw some guy nailed to a plus sign,I knew they were going to take this shit seriously".
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