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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
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12/01/23 04:11 PM
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THE MIDDLE EAST... -
"The Genie And The Wish"
A woman walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman soon came back to her senses and asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope. . . due to inflation, constant downsizing, fierce global competition, and low wages in third-world countries, I can only grant you one wish. So, . . . what shall it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Good Lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for centuries. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a few minutes and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is good in bed, gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for — a good man!"
The Genie gave her a look and let out a long sigh as he shook his head and rubbed his chin. He then replied, "Lady, let me see that map again!"
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
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THE MIDDLE EAST... -
One day little Frankie asked his mom why the American government keeps sending their soldiers to Middle East.
His mother replied," Do you see the beef on the table over there? Go grab it and put it in the refrigerator."
After Frankie did as his mom asked him to do, she said, "Now go take it out of the fridge and put it on the table again."
Little Frankie went and did as he was told.
Then his mother said, "Good boy. Now go put the beef into the refrigerator again."
He gave her a confused look, but did as she asked.
But, after thinking about what she asked, with his hands now all greasy, Frankie commented to her, "I don't see the reason why we're doing this, ma."
His mother replied, "It doesn't matter what the reasons are. Just tell me what you have in your hands now, after all the things you did."
"Nothing but oil, ma." Little Frankie replied.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
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12/28/23 04:52 PM
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loan-shark laughter... -
One day an Italian wholesale distributor of herbs received a shylock loan from a mafioso.
The following week his loan collector walked in to pick up the first payment, when the businessman informed him that he didn’t have his money.
Upon hearing this, the collector began cursing and threatening the vendor, and, of course, the frightened businessman, now scared out of his wits, started pleading for his life, asking, “Please sir, please give me one more week to get your money.”
But the heartless thug responded, “No! Get me my money because your thyme is up!”
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
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12/31/23 03:45 PM
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What is your New Year's Eve resolution?
Mine is something that usually goes in one year and right out the other. lol
. LOL. That’s a good one LOL. What can I say...I do what I can JC.
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