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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
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01/29/24 09:40 AM
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HAIR SPRAY…
One afternoon little Frankie was sitting in his backyard, when his grandfather came out to join him.
‘Grandpa, I’m bored.” complained Frankie.
“You’re bored? Ok, I’ll tell you what,” replied his Grandfather, as the old man reached down and picked a worm up from the lawn.
“If you can get this worm back into its wormhole, I’ll give you $10. That should keep you occupied for awhile.” replied his grandfather.
Little Frankie scratched his head and thought about what his grandpa had said for a minute or two, then he walked out of the backyard, back into the house, and up the stairs into his mother’s bedroom.
A minute later Frankie walked back out with a can of his mother’s hair spray, put his foot on one end of the worm, stretched the little creature out as far as it would go, and then sprayed the entire worm with the hair spray.
He then waited a minute, let go of the worm, and it was very straight and very stiff.
The boy then looked up at his grandpa as he easily slid the worm right into its little worm hole.
Frankie’s grandfather was simply amazed at the grandson’s ingenuity. He patted little Frankie on the head, he reached into his pocket, pulled out a crisp new $10 bill, and handed it to his grandson as promised.
The very next day, Frankie was playing in his backyard again when his grandpa walked out with a great big smile on his face. The old man reached into his pocket and handed the boy more money…only this time, it was a $20 bill.
Little Frankie looked at the money, and then back up at his grandfather, asking, “Whats this for grandpa?”
“Thats from grandma,” replied the old man. --
...Happy Monday from ButtonGuys of The New York Mafia
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
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A KGB agent walks into a library and sees an old Jewish man sitting at a corner table reading a book.
So the agent walks over to the old man and inquires,“What are you reading, old man?”
The old Jew looks up and replies back, “I’m learning the Hebrew language, comrade."
The KGB agent then asks, “What are you learning Hebrew for? You know it takes many years to even get permission to travel to Israel? You'll die long before you ever get a visa.”
“I’m learning Hebrew for when I go to heaven, so I can speak with Moses and Abraham,” replies the old man.
“How do you know you’ll even go to heaven? What if you go to hell?” asks the KGB agent.
The old Jew retorted back, “Well then, I already speak Russian!" -
...Have a nice day gentlemen!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
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The Sons of Some Mob Guys Fall Very Far From The Tree!... - (Here's a humorous little tale some of you may find interesting)...
Many years ago, back in the 1980s, a mother was cleaning her family’s Bronx home when she discovered a large number of BDSM sex magazines hidden beneath her son’s bed.
Very upset by all the degenerate sexual content her young son was obviously getting ‘off’ on, and very confused as to what to do about it, she reluctantly called her knockaround husband into their son’s bedroom to show him the bevy of sordid bondage magazines, dildos, makeup and women’s clothes she had found. She commented to him, “Honey, this kid of ours is really sick in the head. What the hell do you think we should do about him?”
Thinking about what a total degenerate his son was, the embarrassed father just looked down and shook his head in total disgust, then frowned and replied to her, “I’m not really sure honey, but I guess spanking him is definitely out of the question!”
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Re: BREAKING NEWS - FBI NABS MAFIA JOKESTERS!
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SO, WHAT'S IN A NAME?...LOL, LET'S FIND OUT, SHALL WE? -
A man once had four sons from four different women, and he decided to name them Brodwell, Kenneth, Conrad & Dominick.
One day the four sons approached their father and asked him why he had given them those particular names...and was there any deeper meaning behind them?
The father scornfully retorted, “If you wanna know the real reason why you got those names, all you gotta do is take the first three letters of each name and then put them together…and you’ll have your answer! -
...one tough "break" as it were...and the poor guy's been suffering with his "mistakes" ever since! LOL
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