Cause Wednesday is the chicken's day off?

Lou, you REALLY got stop this now! You're killing' me with all these correct answers! LOL


Good job!!

Thanks NYM, Honest to God it was just a wild guess.

A quick TGIF riddle to bring a few smiles for this evening...
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Who never has the inclination to start a conversation with you, yet, will gladly chat with you if you start up a conversion with him?

Question: What do those who create it don’t advertise, those who want it often don’t know, and those that do know, usually don’t want?

Answer: An echo, of course. lol

Answer: Counterfeit money.

Of all the twenty-six letters in the alphabet, why are a deserted Caribbean island and the letter T, in particular, most in common?

Answer: They're both in the middle of water. LOL

Food for thought...
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What do you purchase to eat but never end up eating?

Answer: Cutlery.

Question: If you throw a small Yellow colored stone deep into the Red Sea, what will it then become?

Answer: Wet! lol

A Thursday Stumper!
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What will often lay on the ground whether it be a cement sidewalk, along the curb or a litter strewn street, in the dirt or mud, yet, never seems to get dirty?

Answer: A shadow.

And some Christmas Riddles too!...
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?


Answer: He felt bad because he had no-body to go with.

A few NY-style Christmas riddles...
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Knock knock! Who’s there? Tree! Tree who?


....Tree wise men.

What do you need to break before you can put it to use?

...An egg.

What gets cleaner but also gets smaller every time it steps into the shower?

A bar of soap.

Give that man a cigar! lol

What's always running, but never gets hot?



....A refrigerator.

Independent Party presidential candidates. (LOL)
Sorry,sometimes, I just can't help myself.

LOL

WELL DOGGONE IT, SOMETIMES LIFE JUST FEELS INSIDE-OUT, DON'T IT?


If you discard the outside, but cook the inside. But later decide to eat the outside, but discard the inside. It might be a little bit inside out...but what the heck have you got?

......Corn on the cob, of course!

Here's a little riddle for our fellow forum members to contemplate this Friday morning...
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In this life, what eventually comes at the end of everything?

Death and taxes? lol

Lol. true...but no cigar this time, TD.

A question mark.