THE GATES OF HEAVEN…


One day, a tribe of 40 Gypsies all suddenly died and went up to Heaven.

They turned up at the Pearly Gates, asking St. Peter to let them in.

Upon seeing the huge crowd, St. Peter told them he did not have room to accommodate all 40 of them, that he only had room for 10. So he then advised them to go away and discuss among themselves which 10 would come in.

…A short while later, St. Peter went to see God and told him, “They’re gone!”

God replied, “Who, the Gypsies?”

St. Peter retorted, “No, the fucking gates!”