I was gonna something like this too!

A: George to Elaine
Q: Hey! Hey, watch where you're kicking!

Dude, you have me stumped. I've waited for someone to post an answer. My guess is that it's a Kramer line. Give us a hint or something that isn't so obscure.

I'll just give it to you then

A: It's Kramer to one of the swimmer's when Krammer was fighting through the swimmer's in the river
Q: Guess I'll go and read my Time magazine. I might even read it in the park tomorrow. It's supposed to be a beautiful day!

A: George to the convict in the airport giftshop.

Q: "Biff! What, did you whistle in the elevator?"

A: Jerry to George

Q: If you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy… Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.

I love that episode.
A: Kramer to Darren in "The Voice."

Q: "Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft..."

A: Is it Jerry to himself in his head?
Q: A simple joke, from a simple man

A: George to Jerry, when the former stopped having sex and became smarter.

Q: Alright, alright. Just let me finish my coffee and then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up.

Jerry to Kramer in "The Junior Mints"

Q: "Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys."

Man Freddie C, we always think of the same episodes to quote from. I was thinking about this early too

A: Frank to Kramer
Q: Alright I'm cancelling the father-son picnic. But I don't know what he's going to do with all of that potato salad!

A: George to his annoying girlfriend, Daphne, which was just on here last night.

Q: Who? Who does not want to wear the ribbon?

A: Gay hispanic guy to the black guy telling Kramer he has to wear a ribbon
Q: Did he just steal the raisins?

A: Jerry to George regarding the "Kramer" actor in the pilot episode.

Q: I have a hair on my tongue, I can't get it off, you know how much I hate that? Course you do,
you put it there. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now I¹m gonnaput the kibosh on you. You know I¹ve kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again.

A: Crazy Joe Davola to Jerry?
Q: He spit on us. And I yell back "I'M HIT!"

Irishman - yep, you got it.

A: Kramer, to Newman & Jerry, reacting to the "2nd spitter" Roger McDowell.

Q: They're selling coffee, bran muffins.. you're surrounded by reading material. It's entrapment!

A: George to Jerry & Elaine about taking the book into the bathroom with him
Q: Did you see that? She just took credit for my salad.

A: George to Jerry in "The Big Salad."

Q: "Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing."

A: Jerry to Elaine?
Q: How could anybody not like you?

Jerry's mom to him

"I know myself. And if I'm on the streets, and it starts to go down, I don't back off, until its finished."

A: Kramer to Jerry, I think in reference to why he stores his blood.

Q: I seem to remember the word "loser" peppered throughout the conversation.

A: George to Jerry but I'm not sure about what
Q: Either that or they have something against lying face down in filth.

Irishman - I can't believe I actually got you! No, my quote was when Elaine talked to the blabber mouth Rabbi, explaining how she resented George getting married. The Rabbi told everyone, including Jerry in the quote I gave.

A: Jerry to George, who lied to feel underneath the vending machine when Jerry is buying the car from Puddy.

Q: Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?

Bookman to Jerry

Q: "Darling, you see where that glass is? How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin' barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? .. Do ya? Huh?"

Freddie-I thought you would appreciate my last posting from Bookman.

A: from the Moile (sp?) - my 2nd least favorite episode of all time. If there wasn't the GF refs, I'd completely hate it, except when George is trying to get restitution for his car from the jumper.

Q: God knows I don't ask you for much.

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: Oh no they revoked our memebership. We're not allowed to go anywhere near that place

A: Jerry to Elaine & Susan, when he & Newman wouldn't perform CPR on the pool guy named Ramone.

Q: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell out of this car.

A: Jerry to the rent-a-car lady
Q: Look, now what you do with your personal life is your business. But when you're on my show, you clean it up mister!

A: Kramer to Jerry, on the Merv Griffin set.

Q: We're talking to Elaine Benes, adult film star, on the set of her new movie.

A: Kramer to Eliane doing a voice over while he's video-taping her
Q: I know the chunky behind these chunkies!

Jerry to Elaine about Newman

Q: "So we meet at last. I admire your skills, Mr. Peanut."