A Mafia boss once decided to send two of his top soldiers out to kill a rival gangster. So the two hitmen drove to the rival’s home, about half an hour before their intended victim was expected to return. They parked outside, directly adjacent to his house, check their guns and ammo, and waited.
Half an hour goes by and the gangster hasn’t shown up yet. So they keep waiting in silence. Another full hour passes and he's not there. So they wait some more. Five hours later, they’re still sitting outside and the guy hasn’t shown up.
Finally, the first hitmen looks down at the watch and the says to the other: "We've been here for over five hours already, and this guy still ain't showed up."
…”Jeez," the other hitman says, "I sure hope nothings happened to him.”
