A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and takes a seat at the far end of the bar where nobody will bother him.
He gets a beer but then hears a voice say, "You look very nice today!"
He looks around but doesn't see anyone. So he passes it off as his imagination.
But he soon hears the voice again, and it says, "You know, the color blue looks great on you."
Perplexed, he calls the bartender over and asks him, "Hey buddy, what the hell is in this beer? Every time I go to take a sip I keep hearing voices talking to me, saying nice things to me."
The bartender just smiled and replied, "Oh, don't worry about that. Those are just our peanuts. They're complimentary!"
