I was out of town on vacation.

Good for you. Hopefully you had a nice relaxing time.

Glad to see you're back.

What's constantly running, but never gets tired?



.....A refrigerator.

Why do people always say, “break a leg” when you go on stage?



.....Because every play has to have a cast.

I’m really not hard to lift up. In fact, I’m quite easy! But just try throwing me, now thats quite another thing altogether….and exceptionally difficult.

…So, what am I?

A feather.

Ya know, Lou. You been banging too many of this little riddles out, for too long now. It's getting so, that I'm starting to debate whether or not I even like you anymore. lol.

....all kidding aside, great job. once again!

A Head Scratcher for a Monday Afternoon.....

What's the one thing you can you place into a bucket, and yet, it will weigh less?

....a hole.

What do you call a guy’s nose that's 12 inches long?


….a foot. Lol

Q:What do you call a dog with aluminum balls and no hind legs?
A: Sparky

THIS one made me spit out my coffee.

What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

....a teapot.

What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

.......a deck of cards.

Riddle of the Day....



What month of the year has 28 days?

......all of them!

They say that two people can be born at the same exact moment. Yet, they may not share the same birthdays.

Is that even possible???

They are in two different Time Zones.

Madonna! lol. You're a force of nature., Lou.

What’s made up of 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?

CHI - CA - GO

Lou, I really hate you! Lol.

(no, just kidding') But you do annihilate most of these little riddles I post up. You're getting way too savvy.

TY NYMafia.
It's a lot of fun for me.
Keep 'em comin'

No doubt. Thats what it's all about, Lou, and why I even post the jokes, riddles and proverbs I do. All for the fun of it and to try and make our forum members smile.

What's actually much better after you break it?

....an egg!

What word begins with letter "e" but only contains one letter?

...an envelope.

What month of the year has 28 days in it?

What can you easily catch, but are never able to throw?


……..A cold.

All of them.

Lol. Bingo!...once again.

How do you make a roomful of old ladies say f*ck?
Call out "Bingo"