A German, an American, and a Macedonian are on a plane...



A German, an American and a Macedonian are flying on a plane. When suddenly Satan appeared and started sawing off one of the plane’s wings.

The three men start panicking.

Frantically, the American immediately pulled out his suitcase, opened it up and said to the devil, “Please Satan, You can have this $500,000 in cash, just stop sawing off that wing!”

"Nah, thats too cheap!” Satan remarked.

Witnessing this, the German then opened his suitcase, and said to the devil, "Nein, don't do it! I’ll offer you my brand new BMW automobile and this $1-Million dollars in this suitcase!”

“I admit, it’s a tempting offer, however, it is still not enough!", retorted Satan.

Upon hearing what the devil said to the other two men, the Macedonian confidently walked up to the window and said, "Satan, I would like you to saw the wing off. And I’ll give you my entire year’s wages!”

Satan angrily yelled back, “What are you a complete fool? I don't work for free!”…as he stopped sawing.