If Diddy is found Guilty, he will come out and identify as a woman, and request to serve out his sentence at a Woman's Prison. There, he could get the guards to smuggle in small bottles of baby oil for his Prison Freak Offs....


j/k


He would be in a male prison, identifying as a woman, where the male guards would sneak in baby oil for the Prison Freak Offs...


"It's nothing personal, Sonny....... It's strictly business."